| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Buff Wreckington | Wreck the Buff Mechington.
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| High Definition Piss Jugs | Find a jug of piss. For some reason.
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| I've seen things... | Discover the fate of the Captain of the Hermes.
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| In the most ass way possible... | Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.
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| Me time | You know what you did.
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| That Purple Drank | Drink an explosion potion. For some reason.
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| To pass a man in the woods... | Cook and eat human flesh.
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