| Achievement | How to unlock
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| All for 1up and 1up for all! | Collect 200 1ups.
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| ASS! | Die 100 times.
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| ASSSS!! | Die 1000 times.
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| Bossman | Find Craig.
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| Bottoms up! | Drink 100 beers.
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| Bow Before the God of Video Games! | Beat the game on "YOLO."
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| Cheat | Enter a cheat code.
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| Complete Badass | Beat the game on "Impossible" or higher.
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| NO! YOU LISTEN! | Kill Naggi.
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| Old School Playa | Beat the game on "Old School" or higher.
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| On the Naughty List for life | Kill Santa.
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| Poopy Pickle | Find all S*** Pickles.
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| That's what friends are for | Find all playable characters.
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| Who ISN'T in this game? | Find all the cameos.
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| Yea... That just happened... | Ride the Fire Shark.
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| You call that normal?! | Beat the game on "Normal" or higher.
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| You've got skill! | Beat the game on "Hard as Balls" or higher.
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