| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| 6e 69 63 65 | Eat a Hyper Weapon as Robot. | 10
|
| Advanced Sitter | Defeat Throne II. | 40
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| Bandit Stopper | Defeat Big Bandit. | 40
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| Blood Blood Blood | Reach the Nuclear Throne in under 10 minutes as Plant. | 10
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| Chicken Unlocked | Reach 5-?. | 10
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| Crown Life | Unlock a Crown as any character. | 10
|
| Crystal Can Roll | Reach 4-? As Crystal. | 10
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| Crystal Smasher | Defeat Hyper Crystal. | 50
|
| Dog Owner | Defeat Big Dog. | 40
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| Everything Hurts | Reach the Nuclear Throne with Melting without choosing Rhino Skin or Strong Spirit. | 10
|
| Eyes Unlocked | Reach 2-1. | 10
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| Fish Can Roll | Loop as every character. | 10
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| Forget The Old Days | Defeat Mom as Rebel. | 10
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| Frog Slayer | Defeat Mom. | 50
|
| Frog Zone | Play as Frog. | 10
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| Go Hard | Unlock Hard Mode. | 50
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| Good Find | Unlock a Golden Weapon as any character. | 10
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| Good Riddance | Unlock a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher. | 10
|
| Horror Unlocked | Defeat Horror. | 10
|
| Hunter Killer | Defeat Lil Hunter. | 40
|
| Impossible | Sit on the Nuclear Throne as headless Chicken. | 10
|
| MMMMMMHMMM! | Reach 2-? As Eyes. | 10
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| Melting Unlocked | Die. | 10
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| Never Look Back | Defeat Captain as Rogue. | 10
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| Not Bad | Reach 7-3 on a Daily. | 10
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| Plant Unlocked | Reach 3-1. | 10
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| Rebel Unlocked | Loop past the Nuclear Throne. | 10
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| Robot Unlocked | Reach 5-1. | 10
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| Rogue Unlocked | Reach the Nuclear Throne. | 10
|
| Science | Defeat the Technomancer as Steroids. | 10
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| Sincere Apologies | We hereby sincerely apologize. | 10
|
| Steroids Unlocked | Reach 6-1. | 10
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| Techno Killer | Defeat the Technomancer. | 50
|
| The Struggle Continues | Loop the game. | 70
|
| The Struggle Is Over | Defeat Captain. | 100
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| Thriller | Defeat Hyper Crystal as Horror. | 10
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| Throne Sitter | Defeat the Nuclear Throne. | 40
|
| Ultra Mutant | Get 100% of the unlocks. | 50
|
| Ultra Time | Reach Level Ultra as any character. | 10
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| Unstoppable | Reach Level Ultra as Skeleton. | 10
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| Vault Raider | Unlock all Crowns as one character. | 70
|
| Verified | Unlock a Golden Weapon for every character. | 10
|
| Way Of The Chicken | Reach 2-1 on Hard Mode as Chicken. | 10
|
| Y.V. Unlocked | Reach 3-?. | 10
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