<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Oh good this game has hats</td><td>Unlock a hat.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Busker</td><td>Attempt to unicycle 100 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle CEO</td><td>Attempt to Unicycle 250 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Connoisseur</td><td>Unicycle your way to a score of 100.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Demigod</td><td>Unicycle your way to a score of 500.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Fashion Model</td><td>Unlock 10 new Hats.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Hat Collector</td><td>Collect 5 Hats.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Noble</td><td>Unicycle your way to a score of 50.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Novice</td><td>Unicycle your way to a score of 25.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Peasent</td><td>Unicycle your way to a score of 10.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Rockstar</td><td>Attempt to Unicycle 500 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unicycle Wizard</td><td>Unicycle your way to a score of 250.
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