| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| A Camp Departure | Escape the K.A.P.O.W Camp prison. | 35
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| All Mod Cons | Use a customised character in-game. | 5
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| Are You Lonesome Tonight? (secret) | Spend 3 days total time in solitary over multiple prisons/sessions. | 10
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| Artful Dodger | Craft an item. | 5
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| Artisan | Craft 50 unique items. | 60
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| Bad Intentions | Knock out 100 inmates. | 20
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| Bad Intentions Part 2 | Knock out 50 guards. | 35
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| Call Of Snooty (secret) | Escape H.M.P. Offshore on Snooty the Dolphin. | 25
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| Chilled Out | Escape the Fort Tundra prison. | 35
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| Criminal Mastermind | Max out the Intellect statistic. | 10
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| Crook Of All Trades | Complete the quota once for each of the jobs over multiple prisons/sessions. | 20
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| Dr. Love (secret) | Get whisked away by a hunky medic. | 5
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| Drying Out | Escape the H.M.P Offshore prison. | 35
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| Escaping Is My Forte | Escape the Rattlesnake Springs prison. | 35
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| Good Intentions | Go 3 consecutive days without raising your Guard Heat above 0 in a single session. | 15
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| Holiday Blues | Escape the Centre Perks 2.0 prison. | 35
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| I Am Your Father... (secret) | Fight another player in the U.S.S Anomaly, when you are both armed with energy swords. | 20
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| I want to Believe | Escape the Area 17 prison. | 35
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| I'm The Daddy (secret) | Knock out every inmate at least once in a single prison. | 50
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| I've Got A Cunning Plan (secret) | Perform 7 unique escapes across the Classic prisons. | 100
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| Keep It Clean! (secret) | Tag 200 places throughout any prison. | 20
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| Man's Best Friend | Gain a high enough opinion from a dog. | 15
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| Man's Worst Friend (secret) | Get mauled by a guard dog. | 5
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| Music Maestro (secret) | Play on the instruments for 1 hour of in-game time. | 10
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| Naked Lunch | Attend dinner whilst being naked. | 10
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| One Pixellated Step... | Escape the U.S.S Anomaly prison. | 35
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| Online Enforcer | Win 10 Online Versus Games. | 50
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| Open Prison | Play a Classic Game Online. | 5
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| Pour Us A Brew Will Yer, Love? | Make a cup of tea and gift it to another inmate or guard. | 10
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| Riot Act | Play a Versus Game Online. | 5
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| Ripped on the Inside | Max out the Strength statistic. | 10
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| Soap On A Rope (secret) | Spend 3 days total time in the showers over multiple prisons/sessions. | 10
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| Statistician (secret) | Max out all 3 character statistics. | 50
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| Tell Me What's Your Favour | Complete 100 favours. | 10
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| The Cake Is A Lie? (secret) | Attack a guard with a cake. | 5
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| The Great Escape | Escape all Classic prisons. | 80
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| The Mobile Escapist | Escape from all 3 of the base game transport prisons. | 50
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| The Naked Chef (secret) | Complete a quota of the Kitchen job whilst being naked. | 10
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| The Olympian | Max out the Fitness statistic. | 10
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| To Me, To You | Enter a multiplayer only area. | 10
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