| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| 1000 fists | Punch 1000 times | 50
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| Body Count Record | Kill over 836 enemies | 50
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| Bullet Time | Kill 6 enemies in a single slowmo | 50
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| Captured | Finish act 1 | 50
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| Catch! | Stick a mine to an enemy | 50
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| Dropped like a Stone | Beat the game | 100
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| Flawless | Complete a stage with 0 deaths | 100
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| Shift Master | Complete all stages with 0 deaths | 200
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| Shish Kabab | Pin 5 enemies to a wall with the trident | 50
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| Speedrunner | Beat the dev's best speedrun time 1:19:21 | 100
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| Surprise! | Kill an enemy with a door. | 50
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| There can be only one | Finish act 2 | 50
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| Traitor | 20 enemies die from friendly fire | 50
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| Yippee ki yay | Punch a guy out a window | 50
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