<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Flaw in the System</td><td>Learn the Lidl safe combination.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beyond the Possible</td><td>Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Big Deal</td><td>Complete Swindon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cael Oddi Fy Tir</td><td>Play as Daffyd for the first time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al</td><td>Complete Wales.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Communist Leanings.</td><td>Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Find and F*** Up</td><td>Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>GaGa</td><td>Listen to all the radio stations.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Great Traffic Adventure</td><td>Complete the Game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hello, my name is Kenneth.</td><td>Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hunt and Kill</td><td>Destroy the third piece of evidence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Jimmy Carr's Accountant</td><td>Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Know Your Enemy</td><td>Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Locate and Ruin</td><td>Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mindless Destruction</td><td>Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Now Then, Where Were We?</td><td>Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Oh I Give Up</td><td>All this counting is boring.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Once For Each Year</td><td>Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Paradox</td><td>Unlock all achievements (including this one).
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Practice Makes Perfect</td><td>Complete London without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Prison Rules Apply</td><td>Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>ReElection Special</td><td>Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Search and Destroy</td><td>Destroy the first piece of evidence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Seek and Eliminate</td><td>Destroy the second piece of evidence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Something from the Salad Bar</td><td>Get sliced by the harvester.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sorry, Went For a Cuppa</td><td>Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Splat the Rat</td><td>You splat the rat.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Spud-U-Like</td><td>Listen to entire rap.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Taking it From Behind</td><td>Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tally Ho!</td><td>Play as David for the first time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Thamesting Fate</td><td>Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>That Can't Be Right</td><td>Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Ex-Wife</td><td>Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Total Clock Up</td><td>Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Turn an Eye Blind</td><td>Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Twiddling the Bits</td><td>Visit the options screen.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Uncover and Cover Up</td><td>Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Who Are These Guys!?</td><td>In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Wot u lookin at</td><td>Play as Darren for the first time.
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