| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Dinorun (100 points) | Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
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| Greedrun (100 points) | Play through Fat Cake universe and eat every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face.
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| Haters Gonna Hate (100 points) | Dance through the first universe and don't stop for nothing.
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| Hatsamingo (50 points) | Collect half the hats.
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| Hatsamungojungo (100 points) | Collect all the hats.
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| Mmyes Indeedrun (150 points) | Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat.
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| Newbie (25 points) | Start playing.
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| Speedrun (75 points) | Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds.
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| Steedrun (100 points) | Play through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
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| That was it (200 points) | Finish the whole damn game.
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