<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>During The War...</td><td>Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>GrimAced</td><td>Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Million Dollar Granddad</td><td>Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>My Kart Is Augmented</td><td>Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>We Can Rebuild Him</td><td>Fully upgrade single kart aspect,putting younger generation&their custom cars to shame w/your far superior experience in craftsmanship and less body kits.
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