<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A hearty meal</td><td>Bring Milo a heart.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Armed and Dangerous</td><td>Get yourself a weapon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bats in the attic</td><td>Kill Maguja.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bromance</td><td>Survive with Stayn and Freedan.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Can't see the pattern!</td><td>Die ten times in the trap room.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Couch Play</td><td>Play Tristoy with a friend next to you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dirty business</td><td>Kill the parasite.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>down to earth</td><td>Complete the game with 150 jumps or less.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Free like a bird</td><td>Complete the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I like mine well done</td><td>Get roasted in the iron smelt.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Invincible</td><td>Finish the game without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It's a trap!</td><td>Oops!.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Jumpy fellow</td><td>Jump more than 10000 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Killing spree</td><td>Kill one thousand shadowblobs.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Look at the skeletons!</td><td>Die twenty times in the trap room.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Methuselah</td><td>Complete the game after 2050.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Naughty Boy</td><td>Confess that you're a naughty boy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Oedipus Successor</td><td>Beat the sphinx in a riddle contest.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Overkill</td><td>Kill Fren Gidius, Kaya and Falis.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pacifist</td><td>Don't cause more than 4 deaths in the entire game (including minions and boss fights).
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Retr0 Gam3r</td><td>Complete the game after 2020.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Speed Runner</td><td>Complete the game in less than 90 minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Spiders in the basement</td><td>Kill the spider sarcophagus.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Third floor, please</td><td>Spend some time in the elevator.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Threesome</td><td>Escape with Freedan, Stayn and Ink.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Traitor</td><td>Betray your friend at the end.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Treasure Hunter</td><td>Find 7 treasure chests.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Turn me on</td><td>Use gyromantic magic.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Two for one</td><td>Rescue a prisoner.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You are doing this on purpose!</td><td>Die fifty times in the trap room.
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