<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beach Balled</td><td>Take down the Sea Rock. It requires balls.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bully the Bully</td><td>Teach Sir Meany some manners!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Completionism</td><td>Conquer every level in the game... even the hidden ones.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>If Chins Could Kill...</td><td>Cut down Ashley in the graveyard.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It's Okay to Skip!</td><td>Activate a secret warp gate.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tanked</td><td>Defeat MacReady in the final confrontation.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Real Victory</td><td>Beat the the game on professional difficulty.
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