<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Jedit Earned</td><td>You've saved 10,000 Jedits! Good job!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Jedit Saved</td><td>You've earned 2,500 Jedits! Nice work!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Abandon Ship!</td><td>It's still OK! You've only wrecked 10 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>All About the Jedits</td><td>Wow, 250,000 Jedits! Actually, with inflation, it's not as much as it sounds like.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Business is Booming</td><td>Or, rather, 25 competitor ships are booming, if you know what I mean!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Competitive Advantage</td><td>You've gotten the edge on 10 competitor ships!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cornering the Market</td><td>Mark 5 competitor ships destroyed!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Deliverance</td><td>With one pizza, fed 5,000...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Did I Do That</td><td>You're not blaming me for those 75 wrecks, are you?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Don't Drive Like This in Real Life</td><td>It's one thing in the game, but 50,000 Jedits is no joke.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Don't Text and Drive</td><td>You owe 100 Jedits in damages!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Don't Try This at Home</td><td>Only professionals should shark 10 times!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Driving in Circles</td><td>You've circled around 50 vehicles (and/or houses)!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Eject! Eject!!!</td><td>25 wrecks! Are you doing alright?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fender Bender</td><td>Just pay the 500 Jedits and hope they don't make a police report.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Free Shipping</td><td>Which ship do you want to fly, today? You have them all!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Going the Distance</td><td>100,000 space miles and counting!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Guess You Went Pretty Far</td><td>2,500,000 space miles. Pretty far, if you think about it.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I'M GONNA WRECK IT</td><td>Yeah, 200 wrecks! That's how it's done!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It's the GPS, I Swear</td><td>It's led me in circles 250 times, now.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It's Time to Turn Off the Computer</td><td>25,000 pizzas is enough.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Like Some Kind of Shark Tornado</td><td>You've spun around like a shark 1,000 times, now!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Literally Destroying the Competition</td><td>Get it? Because you've literally destroyed 75 competitor ships.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Maybe This Game Isn't for You</td><td>75 wrecks, I mean...not everyone is good at these kinds of games. It's fine.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Maybe You Should Go Outside</td><td>500 wrecks is good. Why not start a new adventure?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mayday!</td><td>You've wrecked 5 times. These things happen!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Oops</td><td>10 wrecks caused by me?! Sorry!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pardon Me</td><td>Hey, look, I didn't cause 25 wrecks on purpose or anything...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pizzarian Empire</td><td>Move over, Big Pizza! Pizzarian is #1 in the Jovian system!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Please Stop</td><td>There's no real reason for you to shark 5,000 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Reckless Endangerment</td><td>2,500 Jedits! This is going on your permanent record.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rolling in Jedits</td><td>50,000 Jedits should be an adequate amount for rolling purposes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Seriously, You're Doing This on Purpose</td><td>200 wrecks?! Really? Really...?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Should Have Bought Insurance</td><td>They'd probably drop you after paying 10,000 Jedits, though.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Signed, Sealed, Delivered</td><td>One whole kilopizza delivered!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Special Delivery</td><td>I'll take one order of 250 pizzas, please.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Extra Mile</td><td>25,000 extra space miles, to be exact!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Whole Nine Yards</td><td>More than 9 yards! You went 5,000 space miles!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>This Money Isn't Real</td><td>You're a fake videogame money millionaire.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tip Top Shop</td><td>Everything at your pizza shop is top-knotch, now that you've bought all the upgrades!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>To Infinity and Beyond</td><td>Well, maybe not infinity, but at least 500,000 space miles.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>We Deliver</td><td>You're a 50-pizza delivering machine!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>What...</td><td>I don't even know how you played the game to destroy 200 competitors.
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