<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Blaze of Glory</td><td>Incinerate 2000 items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Blood Soaked</td><td>Spill 100 dirty buckets.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bloody Hell!</td><td>Mop up 10,000 splats.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Employee of the Month</td><td>Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Spring Fresh</td><td>Clean any map adequately.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You're Fired!</td><td>Get fired!
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