<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A sip of coffee ups the spirits</td><td>Find the health potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Add extra cheese</td><td>Eat 100 food items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Alchemist</td><td>Find all the potion recipes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>All for some keys</td><td>Defeat Molefred.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Amateur coffee drinker</td><td>Drink 10 cups of coffee.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>At least one casualty per shot</td><td>Procure a Hamster launcher.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Boing Boing...</td><td>Find the super jump potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bunny approved engineering</td><td>Bunnies can fix anything.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Burn baby, BURN!</td><td>Find some Molotov cocktails.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Coffee flavored brainwash</td><td>Enslave your nemesis.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Coffee rush</td><td>Find the speed potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Death to the impostors!</td><td>Kill 25 evil bunnies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Deep pockets</td><td>Spend $10000.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Don't even look at me</td><td>Find the super damage aura potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Don't touch me</td><td>Find the damage aura potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Double the gun, double the fun</td><td>Find an upgrade for your gun.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Eating to survive</td><td>Eat 10 food items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Factory cleanup</td><td>Successfully complete level 2.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Feel like a surgeon</td><td>Find the laser gun.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Feels like falling</td><td>The bright light at the end of the tunnel.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Finish him!</td><td>Boss fatality.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Forward to the past?</td><td>You don't think you can get that up to 88 MPH.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Getting warmer</td><td>Complete the game on normal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gravity sucks</td><td>Find the gravity potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>He has gone all twitchy</td><td>Find the full health potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hijack</td><td>Successfully complete level 1.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I can move it, move it</td><td>Find the free movement potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It seems pretty normal</td><td>Acquire Crazy Eddie's doorbell.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>KFP is served</td><td>Defeat Predacluck.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Lending a hand</td><td>Takes a certain kind to pick up a rock.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Like a furry fish</td><td>Find the breath potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Lure the hungry</td><td>Use food to get your way.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mating season</td><td>Find the extra life potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nobody nose</td><td>The nose hair of destiny.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Now is not the time to go to the loo</td><td>Find the super Mexican chili potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Potty Trained</td><td>Complete the game on easy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Puuurfect execution</td><td>Defeat Kitty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Remember what the safety instructor said</td><td>Acquire a Rocket launcher.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rock thief</td><td>Toxic will never again touch what does not belong to him... at least not if it glows.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shocking conclusion</td><td>Kill 25 mages.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Short lived god mode</td><td>Find the invincibility potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Silver bullet for my valentine</td><td>Ready to kill something mythical.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sleepless nights</td><td>Drink 100 cups of coffee.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Smell the colours singing</td><td>Drink 1000 cups of coffee.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Something is burning...</td><td>Did you see the shock in his eyes?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Static fur</td><td>Find the lightning potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Suicidal feather</td><td>Find the float potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Surviving to eat</td><td>Eat 1000 food items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sweet revenge</td><td>Defeat your nemesis.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The bane of bats</td><td>Kill 100 bats.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The joy brought by pain</td><td>Complete the game on hard.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>There are many like it, but this one is mine</td><td>Take the stranded alien's weapon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Too much hot sauce</td><td>Find the Mexican chili potion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Toxic is a big fan of bacon</td><td>Kill 25 space pigs.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>We ain't in Kansas anymore</td><td>Successfully complete level 3.
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