<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Whole Benz Full</td><td>Reach the Strip Club.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Black Helicopters</td><td>Find 5 Secret Areas.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bleedin' Thumbs</td><td>Beat Quest For The Laser-Nipples in one play session.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Conspiracy Theory</td><td>Find a Secret Area.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fo' Shizzle My Nipples</td><td>Recover the Laser-Nipples.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Missile Bait</td><td>Touch 100 Black Stars.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Popetastic</td><td>Light the Pope-Signal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Starry-eyed</td><td>Score at least 5000 points, total, from the Quest for the Laser-Nipples levels.
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