<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Accident Prone</td><td>100 Dodoco workers defeated.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Boss P Pulverized</td><td>50 Hit Combo on Boss P.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Combo King</td><td>100 Hit Combo Achieved.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fanny Twister</td><td>100 Back Smashes Delivered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fapjack Fapped</td><td>50 Hit Combo on Fapjack.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fireball Fiend</td><td>50 Fireballs hit enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fruit Finder</td><td>Consume one of each of the health pick up.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Get Fired! Severance Check Get!</td><td>Complete the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Get Hired!</td><td>Complete 1st Stage.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Go Platinum</td><td>Get highest rating on every stage.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gorilla Gripped</td><td>50 Hit Combo on Gorilla Grip first encounter.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nuggest to the wall</td><td>50 Wall Smashed.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Perfect Run</td><td>Make it through a stage with full health bar.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Perk Perfection</td><td>Purchased every perk in the combo store.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Reversal Riot</td><td>Parry 50 Attacks.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shop-A-Holic</td><td>Buy all moves and perks.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Slap Box</td><td>50 Crates Smashed.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Smashtastic</td><td>1000 Smashes Given.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sticker Head</td><td>Collect all stickers in game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Up in Flames</td><td>100 Fire Uppercuts hit enemies.
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