<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>After the credits</td><td>Meet an old friend.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Another Perspective</td><td>Complete the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Are you even listening?</td><td>Beat the game in under 12 minutes with the timer enabled.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Final thoughts</td><td>Complete the game and witness the true ending.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I don't understand</td><td>Finish Mystery mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Impossible</td><td>Beat the impossible level in Mystery mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>See what you've done?</td><td>Video games have feelings too y'know?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>What are you doing here?</td><td>Go somewhere that was never intended.
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