<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Bit Much?</td><td>Collect 100,000 XP
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Abraham Lincoln Cheeseburger Hunter</td><td>Kill 25 Sentient Cheeseburgers
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>AI, Shmay-I</td><td>Kill 10 Robots
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Anti Theft Device</td><td>Kill a Burglar
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Armor Piercing</td><td>Kill 25 Fat Army Privates
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>AWOOOO!</td><td>Kill 10 Werewolves
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beware the Fangs</td><td>Kill 5 Vampires
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>BEWARE THE GENERAL</td><td>Kill The General
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Big Boss Man</td><td>Kill every boss
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bindle of Joy</td><td>Complete all Hobo Colony levels
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Blue Belts</td><td>Kill 150 Karate Klutz
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Blue Good, Red Bad</td><td>Kill 150 Robots
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Brainy</td><td>Play as every scientist
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bushes Clear</td><td>Kill 25 Commandos
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Catch 'Em All!</td><td>Play a level as each character
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Certified Badass</td><td>Kill 5,000 monsters
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Check The Bushes</td><td>Kill 5 Commandos
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Count to 250</td><td>Kill 250 Vampires
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cursed Vests</td><td>Kill 5 Fat Army Privates
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Divide By Three</td><td>Kill Private Corpsepile
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Drunk Tank</td><td>Kill Zombilly
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dumpster Diver</td><td>Kill The Turtle
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Earn Your Whiskers</td><td>Kill 500 Werewolves
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Embarassment of Riches</td><td>Collect 25,000 XP
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Enlightened Peaceful Warrior</td><td>Kill 25,000 monsters
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Exit The Dragon</td><td>Kill Beelsteambub
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fancy Beast</td><td>Kill a Crazy Cat Lady
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fire Drill!</td><td>Kill 5 Charlies
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>French Connection</td><td>Play as both Joan of Arc and Napoleon
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Girl Power!</td><td>Play as every female character
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gold Digger</td><td>Open 50 chests
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Heavyweight Champion</td><td>Kill Mad Mulligan
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hobo Conquerer</td><td>Kill 100 Zombie Hobo Warriors
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Know Kung-Fu</td><td>Kill a Giant Karate Klutz
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Keep Your Head</td><td>Kill an Amazing Head
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Love Connection</td><td>Play both Caesar and Cleopatra
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Menace to Undead Society</td><td>Kill 1,000 monsters
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mind Rays Avoided</td><td>Kill 25 Zombie Alien Hybrids
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Monster In The Depths</td><td>Kill The Mallrog
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mulligan's Not So Merry Men</td><td>Kill 5 Zombie Hobo Warriors
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Newbie</td><td>Beat the first level
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>No Dancing!</td><td>Kill a Blood Top
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nosey Nelly</td><td>Open 100 chests
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not So Heroic</td><td>Play as each of the less reputable Heroes
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>POWER!</td><td>Collect 50,000 XP
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Puke Dodgeball</td><td>Kill 25 Fast Food Fatties
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Queen Slayer</td><td>Kill Mama Nibbles
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Reclaim Trashcalibre... Again</td><td>Kill Johnny Hollowlegs
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rockin' the Flannel</td><td>Kill 100 Werewolves
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Safe Cracker</td><td>Open 10 chests
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Seriously?</td><td>Kill 5 Super Heroes
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sight Unzeen</td><td>Complete all Bunker levels
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Spice of Life</td><td>Kill one of each specialty monster
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stake It</td><td>Kill 50 Vampires
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Survived The Lists</td><td>Kill 25 Roach Knights
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>That Burger's Got Bite</td><td>Kill A Sentient Cheeseburger
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>That The Best You Can Do?</td><td>Collect 1,000 XP
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Doctor Is Out</td><td>Kill Dr. Neirzeit
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Princess Won't Approve</td><td>Kill The Walrus
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Shopping Maul</td><td>Complete all Mall levels
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>There's Aliens In This Game?</td><td>Kill 50 Nibbles
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tricking 'Em Out</td><td>Collect 10,000 XP
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Up Close And Personal</td><td>Play as each melee character
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Use Your Arms!</td><td>Kill 20 Karate Klutz
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Victory is Mine!</td><td>Kill W.A.R.D.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Watch Out For Colons</td><td>Kill 10 Body Parts
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Welcome to the Gun Show</td><td>Collect 5,000 XP
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>WOO WOO WOO</td><td>Kill 5 Goats
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Written by the Victors</td><td>Complete every level in the game
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You're A Machine!</td><td>Kill 10,000 monsters
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You're Getting the Hang of It!</td><td>Kill 50 monsters
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You're Strong. We Get It!</td><td>Collect 200,000 XP
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Zombie Hunter</td><td>Kill 500 monsters
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