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| Cherished Emmy Awards |
| The South Park television show has thus far won three Emmy awards, for episodes aired during the 2007, 2008, and 2009 seasons. Check the sewer vents while playing the game and you will find Emmy awards, implying that they were flushed down the toilet. |
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| Easy Experience And Loot |
| Head to City Wok, where you will find two elf kids near the front of the store. You can attack them and easily defeat them for some quick experience. Then enter City Walk and save your progress before exiting to find that the elf kids have returned. You can repeat the process as often as you like, easily obtaining experience and loot. Make sure that you pick up any goodies they drop, though, since the kids may not materialize if you've left a bunch of stuff lying around. |
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| Tom Cruise Reference |
| Visit Stan's house and enter his room, located upstairs. Once there, note the closet to the left. An unseen someone will shut the door to the closet and announce that "I'm never coming out," an apparent reference to the episode in Season 9 of the TV show, "Trapped in the Closet," where Tom Cruise refused to exit the closet. |
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| Various Steam Achievements |
<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Acceptance</td><td>You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Animal Cruelty</td><td>You've farted on animals 25 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Are We Cool?</td><td>You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ass of Fire</td><td>You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Avenger</td><td>You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Canadian Handshake</td><td>You've farted on people 100 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Chinpoko loco</td><td>You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Chinpokolypse</td><td>You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Clothes Whore</td><td>You've collected all of the available costumes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Daddy Issues</td><td>You befriended your father.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Day Walker</td><td>You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dog Whistle</td><td>You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dragon Wrath</td><td>You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Elven Hero</td><td>You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Face Hoff</td><td>You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>First Day in South Park</td><td>You completed your first day in South Park.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>For the Hoarder</td><td>You completed the game without selling any items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Friends in Strange Places</td><td>You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Full Arsenal</td><td>You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gingivitis</td><td>Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Heisenberg</td><td>You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Inside Joke</td><td>While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Irritable Bowels</td><td>You shit your pants during a boss battle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Junk Peddler</td><td>You sold 300 junk items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Just Saying Hi</td><td>You've farted on every buddy in the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>KKK Hero</td><td>You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Made This for You</td><td>You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Make it Rain!</td><td>You've spent $500.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mastery</td><td>You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>More Popular Than Jesus</td><td>You made friends with half of South Park.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>More Popular Than John Lennon</td><td>Everyone in South Park is your friend.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>New Kid On The Block</td><td>You have joined the KKK.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>No Child Left Behind</td><td>You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nonconformist</td><td>You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Outpatient</td><td>You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Parkeologist</td><td>You opened all of the garages in South Park.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Perverted</td><td>You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Poco Chinpoko</td><td>You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pulling Mud</td><td>In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Re-Buttal</td><td>You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shopaholic</td><td>You have collected half of the available costume sets.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shutout</td><td>You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Skilled Defender</td><td>Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stay Down</td><td>You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stick Savior</td><td>You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Too Far</td><td>You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Truth to Power</td><td>You farted on four major authority figures.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Two Girls, One Stick</td><td>You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Weapon Proficiency</td><td>Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You bastards!</td><td>You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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