<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cat Champ</td><td>Finish a stage without getting off the cat.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cobra Carnival</td><td>Defeat Serpent Lord in under 90 seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>DirtBoss Destruction</td><td>Beat DirtBoss in under 50 seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Healthy & Wealthy</td><td>Collect 200 coins in one life.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hope You're Happy</td><td>Beat a gnome unconscious.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Minute Muscles</td><td>Last 60 seconds against the horde.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Muscle Sunset</td><td>Clear Episode 1.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Never give up!</td><td>Die 25 times in one game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>No Miss Clear (1)</td><td>Clear Episode 1 without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Scavenger Pancake</td><td>Elbow drop a Vulture.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Secret Diamond</td><td>You found a Secret Diamond!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Serpent Swiftness</td><td>Clear Episode 1 in under 35 minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>There's Nothing Here</td><td>But damnit, you got here!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tiny Got Them All!</td><td>Collect all the Secret Diamonds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Two Minute Triceps</td><td>Last 2 minutes against the horde.
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