<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A true friend</td><td>Self-sacrifices and bla.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Basic Instinct</td><td>What has been seen cannot be unseen.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bozo is back!</td><td>Pirates have feelings, too.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Caffeine Crackie</td><td>I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cameo</td><td>Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Catwalk Queen</td><td>High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Daring Sharpshooter</td><td>I didn't mean to wind her up.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Darwin Award</td><td>Cut my life into pieces.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Demagogue</td><td>I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Doppelganger</td><td>Mirror mirror on the wall...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Food Inspector</td><td>Where's the fume extractor hood?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Free Toffee</td><td>Animals don't belong in cages.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Groundhog Day</td><td>Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hand over heart</td><td>At least I got the lyrics right.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hide and seek</td><td>Doors - useful AND sexy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hung out to dry</td><td>He'll get around somehow.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps</td><td>The old switcheroo.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Huzzah - three times the crap</td><td>Three of a kind beats king high.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Huzzah - good things come in threes</td><td>Third time's a charm.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Huzzah - he completely f*cked up</td><td>Enjoy your fall.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Huzzah - he's off now for real</td><td>The hardest part is letting go.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Huzzah - with a scoob a dee doo</td><td>Elysium in hand's reach...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Huzzah - with helium gas</td><td>Have Helium - Will Travel
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ignorance is Bliss</td><td>Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Knock knock!</td><td>Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Laundry Day</td><td>So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Long time no see</td><td>Not that I actually need it.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ludicrous Speed</td><td>Light speed is too slow!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Magic Mushroom Picker</td><td>Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Master of Darkness</td><td>The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Micropayment</td><td>Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mission: Impossible</td><td>He's just no fun person to hang out with.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ornithorhynchologist</td><td>You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Porta Fisco Carnival</td><td>Throw me something, Mister!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Quality Assurance</td><td>Does this smell like chloroform?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Remembrance of Things Past</td><td>Tell it to the marines!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rufus to the rescue</td><td>I'd be an amazing dad!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Russian roulette</td><td>You jump, I jump ... not!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sadist</td><td>Picking at fresh wounds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Saturday Night Fever</td><td>Disco ain't dead!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Smack him!</td><td>1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Surgeon simulator</td><td>Which place do I stick it in... ?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Talent Scout</td><td>15 minutes of fame.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Teamwork!</td><td>I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>That kid is fast as lightning</td><td>Admit it: That was dumb luck!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Third time's a charm</td><td>When shall we three meet again?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tough Guy!</td><td>Didn't feel a thing.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Vampire's Kiss</td><td>Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Voyeur</td><td>So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Zombie Apocalypse</td><td>They seemed a bit bitey.
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