<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>#YOLO #JK #LOL #SWAG</td><td>Die for the first time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>1 On 1</td><td>Beat General Darian in 3 Minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Aaron the Porridge Baron</td><td>Eat 3 porridge bowls in 5 seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>ATGM</td><td>Kill an enemy while under the effects of a jump-pad.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beaglefaaaace!</td><td>Kill 3 Enemies at once with the Barkblast.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Buried in a Lunchbox</td><td>Complete Episode 1.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Collateral Damage</td><td>Shoot an explosive barrel that kills an enemy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Come at me World</td><td>Submit a score to the leaderboard.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Consider This An Intervention</td><td>Activate Shrooms mode for the first time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dat Nostalgia</td><td>Activate the original soundtrack.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Do You Even Stand?</td><td>Complete Episode 2.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Enemosity</td><td>Complete Episode 3.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Executioner</td><td>Kill an enemy while he's pleading for his life.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fast Food</td><td>Eat 10 porridge meals.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fool Me Once</td><td>Get killed by an enemy who was previously begging for his life.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fresch</td><td>Find the Super Sexy Secret Poster.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gib Fest</td><td>Gib 50 enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Grandma's Boy</td><td>Disable Gore.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Holy Shit</td><td>Run the game on maximum Ludicrous settings.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I'm a Plumber By Trade</td><td>Collect 10 coins in 5 seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ludicrosity</td><td>Get a "Ludicrous gibs" with all weapons that are capable of doing so.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Munchies</td><td>Eat 2 Health Pickups While in Shrooms Mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>PhysX ShmysX</td><td>Destroy a ludicrous amount of geometry.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Raining Blood</td><td>Kill 5 people at once with explosives or magical weapons.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Robo Nono</td><td>Beat NME in 5 Minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rocket Scientist</td><td>Kill an Enemy During a Rocket Jump.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Spray and Pray</td><td>Kill 666 enemies with the MP40.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Triple Triad</td><td>Kill 3 different types of Triads with one attack.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tryhard</td><td>Kill an Enforcer with a single pistol.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Weak Legs</td><td>Beat Krist in 3 Minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You Need help</td><td>Tea-bag an Enemy While in Dog-Mode.
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