<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>An Ensemble Cast</td><td>There may be no I in "team," but there is in "variety."
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Breaking the Cycle</td><td>Retaliate against repetition.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Call the Wardrobe Department</td><td>Make dozens of costume changes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Getting A Head In the Game</td><td>Sometimes you just need to relax and take the weight off your shoulders.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Good Hunting, Commander</td><td>A good commander knows how to wield her forces effectively.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Happy Birthday</td><td>You got a present!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Instant Hair Dash</td><td>Let your parasite feel the wind between his tendrils.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Medical Board Will Be Notified</td><td>Your opponents aren't the only ones under the knife.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>My Pain Will Be Visited Upon You</td><td>Sometimes you can take it, and sometimes you just want to lash out.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Prolix</td><td>Words are fun - expand your vocabulary.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Real Circus Damage</td><td>And now, for the main attraction... Grappling!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sküllgirls</td><td>Graduation day has arrived at last! Mrs. Victoria's so proud of you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Kitchen Sink</td><td>Throw everything at them, including...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Threads of Fate</td><td>Follow all threads of fate to their inevitable conclusions.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Toil and Trouble</td><td>A sesquidecemvir of seven simulacra synergizing simultaneously.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>World Warrior Princess</td><td>Wander the world... unintentionally.
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