<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>All Your Balls Are Belong To Me</td><td>Win 10 Pachinko games.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cookie Monster</td><td>Collect 50 fortune cookies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Corporate Violence</td><td>Kill 50 enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Disassembly</td><td>Finish "Wanton Destruction" expansion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Family Reunion</td><td>Finish "Twin Dragon" expansion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Go Speed Racer, Go!</td><td>Use the Speed Racer RC car.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Horny Rabbits</td><td>Breed the rabbits to exhaustion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>In The Name Of The Moon</td><td>Meet Sailor Moon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Just Heating Up</td><td>Finish "Enter The Wang" episode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>KABOOM!</td><td>Fire Nuclear Missile.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Little Snake</td><td>Defeat Serpent God boss.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Oops, My Bad!</td><td>Hit 20 enemies with a vehicle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Singapore Live</td><td>Watch TV in Seppuku Station.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Speed Runner</td><td>Finish any level faster than 3D Realms time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sword Is A Personal Weapon</td><td>Slice 100 evil ninjas with Katana.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Taste Like A Chicken</td><td>Defeat Sumo Demon boss.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Under Every Stone</td><td>Find 70 secret areas.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unfinished Business</td><td>Finish "Code Of Honor" episode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unordinary Rabbit</td><td>Find Monty Python and The Holy Grail reference.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Zillacide</td><td>Kill 500 enemies.
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