<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Acknowledged Ludonarrative Dissonance</td><td>Notice the story doesn't necessarily gel with the mechanics. Become qualified games journalist.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Almost Honest</td><td>Chicken out of telling Katie the truth at the last minute.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Alright, Have One! Just Stop!</td><td>This is an achievement in name only. No-one admires you for punching a guy that many times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Breaking And Entering</td><td>Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door off its hinges.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Case Closed</td><td>Complete the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Case Filed</td><td>Publish your personalised epilogue.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cat Burglar</td><td>Use the Dropshot to land silently from a great height.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Clean Record</td><td>Complete the police chief's missions without incriminating yourself.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Coming Clean</td><td>Voluntarily tell Katie the truth.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cover Up</td><td>Conceal your presence at the DataSec break-in from Mayfield.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Crossfire</td><td>Use the Longshot to make a guard unintentionally shoot another (outside of the test lab).
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ding</td><td>Wire an elevator button to trigger something when the elevator arrives.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gentleman</td><td>Use no violence at all on a mission that has guards.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ghost</td><td>Leave no living witnesses to your presence on a mission that has guards.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hammerhead Snark</td><td>Mock the chief of police at a critical moment.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Am Better At This Than Tom Francis</td><td>Complete a mission faster than I can.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Just Really Don't Like Gessler</td><td>Beat Fritz Gessler to death.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I May Be Some Time</td><td>Upgrade your Bullfrog Hypertrousers to maximum jump strength.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Taste Battery Acid</td><td>Upgrade your battery capacity to the non-figurative max.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I'll Aim When I'm Dead</td><td>Upgrade your Bullfrog Hypertrousers to pounce instantly.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Intex Sympathiser</td><td>Tell Gessler that Rooke's hired you to betray him.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Knuckle Down</td><td>Knock Fritz Gessler out with a punch.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Let It Go</td><td>Free an innocent man at the expense of catching a guilty one.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Low Flying Doors</td><td>Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door into a guard.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Might As Well Have An Achievement For That Too</td><td>Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door through a window.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mission Architect</td><td>Create a custom mission with at least one objective.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Necessary Force</td><td>Jump into an Enforcer to knock him through a window.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not Really A Prank, Man</td><td>Use the Prankspasm to knock out someone who isn't standing near a power socket (outside of the test lab).
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not Worth The Bullet</td><td>Intimidate Fritz Gessler into surrendering.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>On The QT</td><td>Use the Hushcracker to jump through a window silently (outside of the test lab).
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Open Door Policy</td><td>Knock a guard out by opening a door into him.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Open Ended Grudge</td><td>Take your final enemy out in each of 8 known ways.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Payback</td><td>Catch a guilty man at the expense of freeing an innocent one.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Perfect Gentleman</td><td>Complete a mission that has guards with no violence, witnesses or loud noises.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Privacy Is Dead</td><td>Hack every laptop in the game, for no compelling reason.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rooke Sympathiser</td><td>Steal Gessler's technology for Rooke.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Seven Story Takedown</td><td>Knock Fritz Gessler out of his office window.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Short Circuit</td><td>Use the Crosslink to create an infinite loop that burns itself out.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>So This Is Why People Don't Like Me</td><td>Get knocked down by an opening door.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sorry, Were You Using That?</td><td>Kick Fritz Gessler's office door into him.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Those Intex Models Jam</td><td>Defeat Gessler by rewiring his gun.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Title Finally Relevant</td><td>Help justify my early, not entirely wise choice of game name by holding someone at gunpoint with the Resolver.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?</td><td>Shoot Fritz Gessler.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Works Both Ways</td><td>Slam Fritz Gessler's office door into him.
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