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6. Jamsona (Not a Member) [202.107.251.45] - 2007-08-10 / 04:28 CET |
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Hello friends! i new on your forum! see ya)
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5. Smumrik (Not a Member) [74.103.98.80] - 2007-08-04 / 01:29 CET |
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An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand." The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech,
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4. Kartesrs (Not a Member) [81.52.162.226] - 2007-05-10 / 07:33 CET |
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The Koala and the Little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
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3. Activetor (Not a Member) [85.155.37.188] - 2007-05-10 / 06:17 CET |
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A midwife is walking past the hospital staffroom, when she hears two African doctors talking, "I'm telling you it's wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first. "No. It's woombaa: W-O-O-M-B-A-A," says the second. "No, no, no. Wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first again. At this the nurse pops her head through the door, "I think you'll find, gentlemen, it's WOMB: W-O-M-B," The two doctors look blankly at her, until one of them says, "Madam. I doubt if you've ever even SEEN a water buffalo,
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2. Skobkar (Not a Member) [80.240.211.77] - 2007-05-05 / 08:18 CET |
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Once there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man. Then one night she got him all alone in his office and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't. So the woman took off her top and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but he didn't. So the woman look off her pants and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't. So the woman took of her bra and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't.So the woman took off her g-string and scream
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