GTA VICE CITY WALKTHROUGH 1. Most of these missions are helicopter compatible. (You can use a helicopter, der). 2. If your vehicles on fire, bail! You?ll only lose a little health. 3. If you get stressed, read the walkthrough properly. 5. I will be doing other walkthroughs. 6. I have not put cheats in as they mess up your game so that you can?t get 100%. 7. This took me ages to do so please show some gratitude. KEN ROSENBURG- THE LAWER Your first boss of the game. These missions are pretty easy. THE PARTY Difficulty: 1/10 Head to the clothes shop marked on the map. Grab the bike shown in the cinematic and head to the Colonels boat. Watch the cinematic and take Mercedes to the club in your car or bike. Reward: $100 Street clothes to hideout and Soiree outfit at Rafeal?s. BACK ALLEY BRAWL Difficulty: 1.5/10 Head to the Malibu and talk to Kent Paul. He?ll tell you about some chef in Ocean Drive. Head to the blip and kill him. Take his cellphone and watch the cinematic. Follow Lance to his car and drive to Ammunation. Pick up some artillery and then drive back to the hotel. Reward: $200 and cellphone. You will receive a meaningless phonecall. JURY FURY Difficulty: 2/10 Grab the hammer and head south to the first jury. Beat his car until he comes out or crash your car till it sets fire, park it next to the other car and stand back. It should be enough to make him come out. Then head to the next juror. Hit him with a hammer and watch the cinematic. Beat his car and watch the next cinematic. Reward: $400. You should receive a meaningless phonecall asking where the money is. A few minutes later you should receive one telling you to get to a payphone. RIOT Difficulty: 3/10 Head to the clothes shop marked on your radar and pick up some coveralls. Then drive to the place where the riot is. Kill 4 workers and then head into the vehicle compound. Shoot at the barrels and blow up all the lorry?s. Reward: $1000 and coveralls at tool it up. You will receive a phonecall from Cortez. You can work for him now. AVERY CARRINGTON- THE BIG TEXAN BUSINESS MAN These missions are a bit harder. FOUR IRON Difficulty: 3/10 Head to jocksports and pick up some golf clothes. Then go to the golf club. You will lose all your weapons except your melee one?s so it?s best to take a katana. When you get to him, he will tell his bodyguards to get you so take out your katana and cut them up. Then get a caddie and ram him into the sea. Reward: $500 golf clothes delivered to golf club. DEMOLITION MAN Difficulty: 5/10 Head to the top fun van and jump in. The controls are stupid so it makes life a little harder. Pick up a bomb and drop it in the pink marker. Try not to get hit as the hammers will eventually destroy you. Later on you will get shot at so look out. Ignore the time limit- that?s just to scare you. Reward: $1000 TWO BIT HIT Difficulty: 4/10 This mission is only available after you?ve done the Diaz mission: Phnom Pehn ?86 Drive other to the clothes shop and pick up some Cuban threads. Then head towards the funeral. If you get the spotted message then great. If not, move up and get out your sniper. Kill any Haitian in your way and then snipe off the head of the Haitian gang lord. If you don?t get him and you get spotted, you have to chase him. This is easy, just dodge the exploding coffins and ram or drive-by him. Reward: $2500 You should get a call from the Cubans, opening them up for bosses. COLONEL CORTEZ- THE BIG CUBAN MAN You?ll find him on his boat. TREACHEROUS SWINE Difficulty: 2/10 Grab Cortez?s cheetah and head to the blip on your radar. Either kill him with the chainsaw or use a gun. If he escapes, run after him and kill him. You will now have two stars, so head to the pay and spray. I found a shortcut to the pay and spray and there was a cop bribe in the middle of it! Note: there is a hidden package in his house. If you don?t kill him inside, you?ll have to wait until you can access a helicopter! Reward: $250 and Casual outfit delivered to gash. MALL SHOOTOUT Difficulty: 3/10 Grab Cortez?s Cheetah and head to the mall. After the cinematic, try and cap him in the mall, but if he gets out, grab the bike and chase, shoot at him. When he?s dead, collect the chips and take them back to Cortez. You could go to a pay and spray first, but two stars isn?t much. Reward: $500. GUARDIAN ANGELS Difficulty: 5/10 Grab Cortez?s cheetah and head towards the multi-story car park. Collect the firepower and then watch the cinematic. Take Lance to the deal and go up to the vantage point. When the Haitians come, pop the Haitian heads or, if you?ve got bad aim, jump down and use an auto-aim weapon. When you?ve killed them all, two more Haitians on bikes will come and steal the money. Grab the bike on the floor and follow the other one. Ram him off or shoot him off. Collect the briefcase and take it back to Diaz. Reward: $1000 and access to Starfish Island. You should get a phonecall from Diaz to see him for work. RICARDO DIAZ- THE CUBAN THAT SWEARS TO OFTEN He?s found on Starfish island. THE CHASE Difficulty: 3/10 Grab Diaz?s Infernus and head to the blip. After you see your man, run after him, ignoring all gunfire. Don?t worry about the cinematics, they can?t hurt you. When he gets into his BF injection, grab your super-fast vehicle, (the Faggio), and follow him. Watch out for his friend as he plays a game of turret on top. The gunfire can pop your tires. I just kept tapping x- you can still see him then but your out of firing range. Follow him all the way to Prawn Island to complete the mission. Reward: $1000 and access to Prawn Island. PHNOM PEHN ?86 Difficulty: 4-7/10 it?s all about your aim Soon after you set off, you?ll see some boats. Try and blow them up, as it?s good target practice. When you get there, kill as many people as you can. Most of the roofs have gas cans on them so you can aim for them and blow everyone up. Repeat the process until you get to a short cinematic. These guys have hellacious guns so kill them fast. Your aim is much better if you duck, so try that. Lance will land you and you?ll be on your own from there. Ignore the gunfire that you can hear- that can?t hurt you. Save the ruger for gang members. Use an auto-aim weapon instead. Get to the briefcase and have a party. You?ve reached a major breaking point in the game. Reward: $2000, Avery reopens for business and ACCESS TO THE WEST ISLAND! You should get a phonecall from Cortez after this reopening him for a boss. THE FASTEST BOAT Difficulty: 5/10 Grab a car and head to the docks. When you get there, get out a shotgun and blow everyone you see away. Run into the boatshed and kill the guys with hammers- they start hitting you. Go over to the switch and stand in the pink marker. When you?ve done that, turn around and blow the new guys away. Run to the boat and head back to Diaz?s. You?ll have 3 stars but it?s an easy road to Diaz?s. Reward: $4000. SUPPLY AND DEMAND Difficulty: 4-7/10- again depending on your aim When you get to the boat, you?ll notice Lance on it. He?ll be your turret for a while. There are a various number of routes you can take, just look out for land. If you had trouble with Phnom Pehn then you?ll definitely have trouble with this. You?ve got to fire the ruger from a boat. First, blow up the two boats behind you. Then shoot the Sparrow out of the sky. Next are the gunmen on the jetty. This is where I got the most amount of damage. Try and get the gas tanks and blow them up. Next are the boats ahead. Just blow them up and you?ll be back at the mansion. Reward: $10000 and tracksuit delivered to the Laundromat. You should get a meaningless phonecall from Lance now. COLONEL CORTEZ II SIR YES SIR! Difficulty: 4/10 Grab Cortez?s cheetah and head towards the blip. When you get there, drive alongside the convoy. After about two minutes the sergeant shouts: Private! Go get some donuts! In which he responds: Sir yes sir! Then the convoy will halt and you?ll be able to steal the tank. The door may be locked. You?ll have to get a chainsaw in that case. Then it?s just an easy drive to the garage. Reward:$2000 KENT PAUL- THE ANNOYING GIT DEATH ROW Difficulty: 6/10 Steal a fast car and speed towards the junkyard. When your halfway down the road that leads to the junkyard, stop and get out a rocket launcher. Fire a rocket at the road block, and then get back in your car. Run over any other survivors and then get out again. Find a sniper and snipe anyone who you can see. Then run in and get Lance. When you?ve done that, get into the trashmaster and drive to the hospital. You should be able to ram traffic out of the way and you should be able to lose Diaz?s men aswell. Reward: a new mission on Starfish Island, (no cash). You should get a call from Cortez reopening him as a boss. LANCE VANCE- THE ODD NAMED FRIEK RUB OUT Difficulty: 6/10 It?s time to kill Diaz. Lance gives you a ruger and then you start. Don?t try the front door as it?s locked. Go round the back and kill Diaz?s men along the way. When you get round there, you should see an indoor swimming pool. Go in there and there?s a back way in. When I got in, I used an auto-aim weapon. I tried it with the ruger but Lance ran in front of me and I killed him by accident. Make your way up the stairs and blow Diaz?s men away. When you get a little way up the stairs, there is a first way in. Ignore it and carry on going up. You should find a second way in. Take that way as it?s easier. Watch the cinematic then kill Diaz?s men first. That will make it a lot easier. If you have a colt python, it will take about eight shots to make Diaz fall on the floor. When you?ve done that, watch the cinematic and pass the mission. Reward: $50,000, Diaz?s whole mansion with a two car garage, a respawning shotgun and an M4 in a room. Relax and enjoy. You should get a phonecall from Kent Paul after this mission saying that he?s with Love Fist, opening them for bosses. You should then get a meaningless one from Sonny after this aswell. COLONEL CORTEZ III Difficulty: 6/10 ALL HANDS ON DECK! Cortez needs to get out of town and he has to use his boat. Unfortunately, the French get boats and block his way. You?re given a ruger to kill them with so use it wisely. I got a rocket launcher (available in the swimming pool of an orange hotel near Escobar international airport) but don?t use it for the boats. You could blow yourself up by accident! When the men come aboard the ship, use an auto-aim weapon to kill them. Later on a helicopter should come along. This is where you need a rocket launcher. When you?ve destroyed it, an Apache helicopter should come along. Fire rockets at it quickly as it has machine guns and missiles. When you?ve destroyed it, clear the route up front and watch the Colonel sail away. Reward: $5000 and a nice speed boat. Shame there?s nowhere to keep it. You should get a phonecall from Kent Paul after this. TOMMY VERCETTI- YOU SHAKEDOWN Difficulty: 6/10 It?s time to take over the town! Get an uzi with lots of ammo and make your way to the north point mall. When you get in there, run! Run from window to window, firing your machine gun and smashing the glass windows. The cops will come after a while. There should be two changes of clothes. If you have enough time, then use them. If you?ve got about 10 seconds left, don?t bother. When you?ve smashed all the windows, the mission?s over. Reward: $2000 and the ability to buy assets. BAR BRAWL Difficulty: 4/10 Take the infernus and the useless idiot next to you to ocean drive. When you get near them, do a drive-by and kill the two guards. Then get out and talk to the bar owner. Watch the cinematic and then head to the security place. You get five minutes but there only round the corner. Kill all of them and chase the two runners. Do drive-by?s on them and pass the mission. Reward: $5000 You should get a phonecall from Lance. He?s angry that your not giving him a fair slice. Big deal. COPLAND Difficulty: 7/10 Start by killing a cop and getting two stars. Make him chase you to the lock-up. When you get there, get out of your car and run into the garage. The cops should run in after you. Listen to Tommy and Lance as they mug the cops and then take a police vehicle to the north point mall. When you?ve armed the bomb, RUN LIKE HELL!!! You will have five stars and that?s no joke. You might be lucky to see an infernus parked outside. Get in it and drive like hell to the nearest pay-and-spray. Then take the easy ride home. Reward: $10,000 and cop outfit delivered to Washington police station. Lance will call after this. He?s still angry. So what? THE FINAL MISSIONS- SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR These missions are only available after you?ve done every asset. CAP THE COLLECTOR Difficulty: 4/10 Head to the print works to start this mission. The old bloke has been roughed up and Sonny is responsible. He demands taxes and has sent the mafia around to collect the tax. They are on Sanchez?s so this mission is incredibly easy. Just ram them off their bikes and run them over. The mafia will keep on going to the same place so just stay at an asset, ( I got them all at the ice cream factory) and kill them. Reward: $30,000 Lance will call after this and will tell you to get to the mansion because Sonny is coming. KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE Difficulty: 8/10 Head to the mansion to start this mission. Tommy?s plan goes sour when he finds out that Lance is a rotten backstabber. You will start the mission in your office. Pull out a shotgun and blow everyone you see away. Then get out an uzi and run after Lance. Ignore any crap about the mafia stealing your money, only worry if you?ve gone down to $10,000. If Lance gets to the top, pull out a shotgun and blow Lance away. Run back to the safe and watch as Sonny bursts in. NOW RUN! Get away from the gunfire. Run out the back way and run around to the front. Blow up the limosines and crouch down to get better aim. Kill any straggler and get out a rocket launcher or an M60. Fire at Sonny and blow him away while his back is turned. Reward: $30,000 You should get a call from Kent Paul saying that he?s met Mercedes and has fallen in love. Cortez then calls and asks if then rumours about Mercedes becoming a lawyer are true. Kent Paul will call again this time he?s drunk. Then Earnest from the print works will call and say that he?s doing fine. NONE STORYLINE STUFF PHONE MISSIONS- THE ANONYMOUS CALLER ROAD KILL Difficulty: 2/10 Very easy mission. Just get a fast car, ram him off his scooter and then run him down or gun him down. Your choice. Reward: $500 WASTE THE WIFE Difficulty: 3/10 Just get a fast car, (a police car would be good as it?s both fast and durable), and ram her comet. She drives really slow for the car she?s in so it?s very easy. When she catches fire, drive out of there. Reward: $2000 AUTOCIDE Difficulty: 6/10 You will need a sniper rifle and a rocket launcher, (found in the pool of an orange hotel near Escobar international airport) for this mission. The first guy you can get by driving to the top of Washington Mall car park and sniping him off. Head back down and drive relatively close to the Securicar. Fire two rockets and blow him to bits. Your next target is in a bobcat. Fire one rocket and he?ll be gone. Your next one is cruising in a boat. Get to the best vantage spot you can and snipe him off his boat. Your final target is riding around on a PCJ-600. If you?re in a car then just ram him off and run him over. If you?re on a bike then just shoot forward and watch him die. Reward: $4000 CHECK OUT AT THE CHECK IN Difficulty: 5/10 This phone is inside the airport terminal so you lose all of your weapons. Start by getting the sniper rifle and walking until the meter is about half full. Zoom in on the lady?s acquaintances and kill them. You will now have two stars and guys in black sentinels firing M60?s chasing you. If you own the boatyard, you can take a boat to Downtown and access Ammunation. You could also use sunshine auto?s pay-and-spray. Then just drive to Ammunation. Reward: $8000 LOOSE ENDS Difficulty: 5/10 First of all, get out a rocket launcher, mini-gun or M60 and blow the car away. Then run in with a shotgun and kill any survivors. Watch out for men hiding behind boxes. Use a sniper to get anyone you can see on the steps. Now get a colt python and sprint up the stairs. Kill anyone you can see and make sure you kill the guys on the billboard. When you get to the briefcase, watch out for the guys around the corner. They have shotguns. Kill them and fly to the helipad. Reward: $16,000 AVERY CARRINGTON- THE BIG TEXAN BUSINESS MAN FOUR IRON Difficulty: 3/10 Head to jocksports and pick up some golf clothes. Then go to the golf club. You will lose all your weapons except your melee one?s so it?s best to take a katana. When you get to him, he will tell his bodyguards to get you so take out your katana and cut them up. Then get a caddie and ram him into the sea. Reward: $500 golf clothes delivered to golf club. DEMOLITION MAN Difficulty: 5/10 Head to the top fun van and jump in. The controls are stupid so it makes life a little harder. Pick up a bomb and drop it in the pink marker. Try not to get hit as the hammers will eventually destroy you. Later on you will get shot at so look out. Ignore the time limit- that?s just to scare you. Reward: $1000 TWO BIT HIT Difficulty: 4/10 This mission is only available after you?ve done the Diaz mission: Phnom Pehn ?86 Drive other to the clothes shop and pick up some Cuban threads. Then head towards the funeral. If you get the spotted message then great. If not, move up and get out your sniper. Kill any Haitian in your way and then snipe off the head of the Haitian gang lord. If you don?t get him and you get spotted, you have to chase him. This is easy, just dodge the exploding coffins and ram or drive-by him. Reward: $2500 You should get a call from the Cubans, opening them up for bosses. UMBURTO ROBINA- THE CUBAN GANG LEADER STUNT BOAT CHALLENGE Difficulty: 3/10 Easy mission. Just go around the course collecting the checkpoints. They?ll be some that you?ll have to jump. Make sure that you don?t miss one of those. Ignore the time limit as you should be able to do it. Reward: $1000 Auntie Poulet will call after this, opening the Haitian missions. CANON FODDER Difficulty: 5/10 Get a car that seats four and head to the war zone. When you get there, get your heaviest weapon and blow up the car. Run in with a shotgun and kill any survivors. When you get to the cinematic, blow the snipers head off with a sniper rifle or a PSG-1. Head forward even more and kill some more Haitians. In the last area, find a safe place and kill any Haitians you can. You?ll fail the mission if you kill any Cubans so watch out. When you?ve got rid of a lot of the Haitians, get into the van and floor it through the ally, ignoring any Haitian gunfire. Take it back to the caf頴o complete the mission. Reward: $2000 NAVAL ENGAGEMENT Difficulty: 6/10 Head to Rico and get into his boat. When you get to the place, pull out a rocket launcher or M60 and blow up the boats. Take out the remaining Haitians on the docks. When on land, finish the last few off. Pull out a Sniper Rifle and kill anyone on the building. Make sure you get the one on the roof and the one around the corner. Collect the briefcases and watch as Rico and his boat are blown to bits and your wanted level shoots to four. Run onto the road and pray that you can get a getaway car. Once you?ve got one, either drive back to the caf頯r go to a pay-and-spray. Reward: $4000 You can only do the next mission after you?ve completed the Haitian ones. TROJAN VOODOO Difficulty: 5/10 Start by jacking the Haitian gang car (Voodoo) and drive to the meeting point. Follow the other voodoo?s and go through the gate. When you get parked, Get out, pull out a shotgun and kill every single damn Haitian. This will make the mission a lot easier to pass. When you?ve done that, go into the factory and up the stairs at the back. When you get up them, set the first bomb, jump down, set the next one which is just under the stairs and then run to the door where the final bomb is. Set that and run like hell. Run to the gate, turn right and you should see some stairs. Run up them and escape across the roof. You should then see a good cinematic of the drug factory becoming a junkyard. Reward: $10,000 Umberto will call after. He?ll say that you?ve got big cojonies. AUNTY POULET- THE CRAZIEST PERSON OF THE WHOLE GAME She is weird. JUJU SCRAMBLE Difficulty: 5/10 Start by grabbing the first briefcase on top of a building. You now have two stars. Get off the roof and get the second one. You?ll now have 4 stars. On your way to the next one, you?ll find a cop bribe. Take it and drive to a pay and spray. You have enough time. Now drive to the final one. Collect and return it to Auntie Poulet. Reward: $1000 BOMBS AWAY! Difficulty: 5/10 Another damn RC mission! The hardest bit is the horrendous handling of the plane. It?s terrible. Anyway, try to hit the middle boat as if it was a good shot, it would damage and even destroy the two boats next to it. If you don?t, they don?t get away, they just go around in circles. Keep on bombing them until they explode. Two Cubans will then try to make a getaway in a car. Bomb the car and blow it two pieces. Reward: $2000 DIRTY LICKINS Difficulty: 5/10 Start by taking the slow motion pill under the stairs. Then head up them. Get to the vantage point and start picking off the Cubans. When they?re dead, two vans more will come. Get a rocket launcher and blow them up. You need at least 1 Haitian alive so look out. After that, a group of them will come. Pop them with your sniper rifle and pass the mission. Reward: $5000 LOVE FIST- THE DRUNK IDIOTS LOVE JUICE Difficulty: 3/10 Get a fast car and head to the blip. Before you stop in the pink marker, turn around so that you?re facing the road. When the drug dealer rips you off, ram him and kill him easy. Get the money and the drugs. You should get a call from Kent Paul after this, saying that Love Fist needs some company. So head over to Mercedes house. When you pick her up, FLOOR IT! You will have one and a half minutes to get back to Love Fist. When you get back, you?ll pass the mission. Reward: $2000 You should get a call from Kent Paul after this, saying that they need some protection. The biker gang open for business. PSYCHO KILLER Difficulty: 4/10 Someone wants to kill Love Fist and it?s your job to kill him first. Drive to the blip in the limo and watch the cinematic. When he drives off, follow him, ram him, drive by him and kill him. It?s easy really. Reward: $4000 You can?t do the next mission until you have done all the biker missions. PUBLICITY TOUR Difficulty: 5/10 The limo is rigged to blow and guess who has to defuse it? Love Fist! Try not to drop the controller laughing at them, it could make the car blow up. Anyway, drive straight ahead, doing a sharp turning on the corner and speed ahead. You should be near the greasy chopper. Get on to the main road and make your way towards the boatyard. I just tapped x, as it used up time and didn?t make my blow up. When you get near to the boatyard, do a handbrake turn, swing right around and step on it. You should just have enough speed not to blow. Start making your way back to Downtown. The bomb should be defused when you get about half- way. Now drive Love Fist to their concert to complete the mission. Reward: $8000 BIG MITCH BAKER- THE HOG RIDER ALLOY WHEELS OF STEEL Difficulty: 4/10 This is a racing mission so I can?t help you much on this one. Take the angel parked outside and head into the pink marker. Rev it up and step on it. Don?t kill any of the racers or you?ll fail the mission instantly. Just go through the checkpoints until you get to the end. Reward: $1000 MESSING WITH THE MAN Difficulty: 3/10 You?ve got two minutes to show Mitch how crazy you are. It?s very easy. Just blow up a car and keep firing at the wreck. Your chaos meter will fill up easily and you?ll have a bit of time left over. Pure easiness. Reward: $2000 HOG TIED Difficulty: 5/10 You?ve got to get back Bakers bike from a local gang. They?ve got a base behind the Ammunation and you?ve got to jump some steps to get to it. Get a PCJ-600 and make the jump. Land on the roof and jump down. Pull out a shotgun of some sort and blow everyone away. Take the bike and head to the stairs to get out. Now you will have three Gang Burrito?s chasing after you. Weave in and out of the traffic and throw them off. Reward: $4000 You should get a call from Mitch after this saying that he?ll do the security for you. You can go back to Love Fist now. PHIL CASSADY- THE EX MILITARY GUY GUN RUNNER Difficulty: 5/10 Take Phil?s patriot and head north. Ram the two trucks and drive-by them until they explode. Take the weapons, even if it replaces another one. Once you do this, Faggio riders will appear. Try and kill them. Destroy the other vans and you?ll complete the mission. Reward: $2000 BOOMSHINE SAIGON Difficulty: 5/10 Phil?s drunk with boomshine (moonshine mixed with battery acid) and he wants to show off some fireworks. Sadly it doesn?t work and Phil blows his arm off. You?ve got to drive him to the hospital. Sadly you inhale some of his boomshine so your drunk too! Sho shtake shoo and sphil shto shthe shoshpital shrunk! When you get there, Phil tells you about a specialist in little Havanah. Thank god that?s only down the road. Reward: $5000 Phil will call after. ASSETS- MAKING LIFE A LIVING HELL BOATYARD Price: $10,000 $ per day: $2000 Mission: CHECKPOINT CHARLIE Difficulty: 4/10 Get in the Cuban Jetmax or the Squalo to start this mission. Go around collecting the checkpoints. Make sure you don?t miss the 3 jumps as they will waste time. Don?t make any stupid mistakes and you should do it. Reward: $5000 and the asset completed. CHERRY POPPER ICE CREAM FACTORY Price: $20,000 $ per day: $3000 Mission: DISTRIBUTION Difficulty: 4/10 You?ve got to sell 50 people their ice cream in a row. The catch: it?s not ice cream. It?s drugs. So every time you sell four people their ice-cream you get a one star wanted level. Stay near a pay and spray! The best place for this is Vice Point as there?s plenty of druggies and not many cops. There?s also a pay and spray. Reward: The asset complete. POLE POSITION STRIP CLUB Price: $30,000 $ per day: $4000 Mission: Enter the room at the hallway at the back and spend $600 on her. It will complete the asset. Reward: The asset complete. KAUFMAN CABS Price: $40,000 $ per day: $5000 Missions: VIP Difficulty: 3/10 Go to the blip and turn around before heading into the pink circle. The other cab will come and take your fare. Ram and drive-by him until the VIP jumps out. Don?t set it on fire because if you did it will kamikaze on you. Take the VIP to Escobar International airport. Reward: $1000 FRIENDLY RIVALRY Difficulty: 4/10 Just go around ramming and drive-by them until they explode. Easy. Reward: $2000 CABMAGGEDON Difficulty: 6/10 Drive to the ally and honk for Mercedes. She won?t show but six of the rival cabs will. Go around and ram them into the water or drive-by them until they explode. Then the head cab will show. Either drive-by him or use a rocket launcher to blow him up. Reward: $5000 and the asset complete. SUNSHINE AUTO?S CAR SHOWROOM Price: $50,000 $ per day: $1500, $4000, $6500, $9000 depending on how many lists you?ve completed. Missions: CAR BOOSTING (4 lists) Difficulty: 2/10 LIST ONE Landstalker Idaho Esperanto Stallion Rancher Blista Compact Reward: the asset gives you up to $1500 and you get a DeLuxo in the car showroom. LIST TWO Sabre Virgo Sentinel Stretch Washington Admiral Reward: the asset gives you up to $4000 and you get a Sabre Turbo in the showroom. LIST THREE Cheetah Infernus Banshee Phoenix Comet Stinger Reward: the asset gives you up to $6500 and you get a Sandking in the showroom. LIST FOUR Voodoo Cuban Hermes Caddy Baggage Handler Pizza boy Mr Whoopee Reward: the asset gives you up to $9000 and you get a Hotring Racer in the showroom. FILM STUDIO Price: $60,000 $ per day: $7000 Missions: RECRUITMENT DRIVE Difficulty: 4/10 Head to the marker to pick up Candy Suxxx. When you do, her pimp will show up and drop off some men. Kill them and follow the pimp. If you have an explosive, then just blow him up at a stop light. If not just keep ramming him and ignore any men he drops off. Once he?s dead, pick up Candy and then Mercedes. Take them back to the studio to complete the mission. Reward: $1000 DILDO DODO Difficulty: 6/10 The plane is crap in this game. Start by doing Downtown, and then just follow them down to Escobar and the Boatyard. The plane will not take off again if it touches land so be careful. The plane goes down easily when you turn so look out. Reward: $2000 MARTHA?S MUG SHOT Difficulty: 4/10 Start by taking the Sparrow and following Candy?s limo. After a while you?ll see a cinematic with the mayor who wants to be called Martha. Land your Sparrow on the beach near the marked hotel and jump out. Run up the many flights of stairs and get to the top. Take three photographs. Now run back down. You will have 5 stars and that?s no joke. Kill the FBI agents down the bottom with a shotgun or sniper rifle and then run towards the Sparrow. If it?s there, just fly away safely. If it isn?t, race the FBI to the Pay and Spray. Then just drive back. Reward: $4000 G- SPOTLIGHT Difficulty: 3/10 Grab the motorcycle and head to the blip. Take the stairs and drive up them. Drive over to the elevator and watch the cinematic. When you get to the top floor, get to the blip and rev up your bike. Smash through the glass and land on the building. Follow the jumps over the buildings until you get to the last one. Push the analog stick forward to gain more speed and hit the ramp. Put your foot on the brake and pray that you made it. Adjust the spotlight and see the ending. Reward: $7000 and the asset complete. PRINT WORKS Price: $70,000 $ per day: $7000 Missions: SPILLING THE BEANS Difficulty: 5/10 The works is going to get into some counterfeiting business but first they need to find when the plates are being dropped off. Head to the boat and kill the guards that are getting in your way. Get your info and do the same thing back. You?ll have two stars but don?t bother with the Pay and Spray. The Print works is only down the road. Reward: $2000 HIT THE COURIER Difficulty: 4/10 It?s time to pick up the plates. Don?t just run in though, as there are many ladies with guns. Wait for the Courier to get in her Sentinel XS and just ram her off the road and kill her. Once she?s dead, pick up the plates and take them back to the Print works. Reward: $5000 and you?ll complete the asset. THE MALIBU CLUB Price: $120,000 $ per day: $10,000 Missions: NO ESCAPE? Difficulty: 5/10 You?ve got to rob a bank but first you need a safe cracker. Head to Washington Police station and go in. Get the cop uniform in the locker and go upstairs into the staffroom. Get the keycard and head downstairs into the cells. Rescue Cam and then kill all the cops that get in your way. You will have four stars. Run out to your car. If Cam gets in, great. If he doesn?t then come back later. Drive like nuts to the pay and spray and drive around the road blocks. Then take Cam to his house over the bridge. Reward: $1000 THE SHOOTIST Difficulty: 4-7/10 depending on your aim. You need a shootist next, so go to Ammunation and meet Phil. He?ll challenge you to a shooting contest. I can?t help you much as it?s all about your aim. Try to get 30 points on the first set, 20 points on the next set and ten on the third. Then go and speak to Phil. Reward: $2000 THE DRIVER Difficulty: 9/10 You?ve got to race for this one, so again, I can?t help you much. You have a Sentinel and Hilary has a Sabre Turbo. I think that?s fair. (NOT). Try ramming him into lampposts and things like that. Take any shortcut you can and if you win, congratulations. A strategy is to park a Hotring Racer near the police station and jump into that. Then just get even. Reward: $3000 THE JOB Difficulty: 7/10 Start by driving the taxi over to the blip. Get out and let Hilary drive around. Run into your bank job outfits. Then watch as they take over. There are five security guards; one on the balcony up the stairs, one around the corner upstairs, one guarding the safe, one in a small room with body armour in it on the second level and one near the manager. Take them all out quickly and then get the body armour. Talk to the manager and then pull him to the safe. Go and check on Phil and watch as the alarm is set off. The SWAT is coming in so get ready. Kill all the guys and then walk out the door. Hilary will drive up and get blown away. Kill all the guys around you and then head to the pay and spray. Then go to Cam?s safe house and enjoy your rewards. Reward: $50,000, the asset complete and the bank job outfit delivered to the club. Phil will call afterwards and will tell you to do some work for him. R3? MISSIONS FIREFIGHTER Vehicles: Firetruck Difficulty: 6/10 Go around putting out car fires. Circle fires it and the right analog stick aims it. It will start off with a burning car, and then a burning car and one person, then a burning car and 2 people and so on. At some levels another car will be added and more people. Complete level 12 to unlock Fireproof. DISTRIBUTION Vehicles: Mr Whoopee Difficulty: 5/10 Give people their ice cream around town. Easy? Nope. For every four you sell, you get a wanted level. This is because their ?ice cream? is actually your drugs. Vice port is the best place I think. Give 50 people their ?ice cream? in a row to complete the Cherry Popper ice cream asset. PIZZA DELIVERY Vehicles: Pizza boy Difficulty: 4/10 Deliver pizza to people in the time limit by throwing them, drive-by style. You can carry six at a time so levels 1-6 are really easy. Then they get harder. You have to return and get more pizza?s in the time limit. Complete level ten to unlock 150 health. PARAMEDIC Vehicles: ambulance Difficulty: 6/10 You have to drive patients to the hospital in a time limit. You get extra time for picking up and dropping off a patient but don?t hit to many bumps or they die. Complete level 12 to unlock infinite sprint. TAXI DRIVER Vehicles: cabbie, Kaufman cab, taxi, zebra cab Difficulty: 2/10 Find someone who needs to be taxied and take them to wherever they want to go. If you do it fast then you?ll get a speed bonus. Drop 100 people off to unlock cab hydraulics so your cab can jump in the air. VIGILANTE Vehicles: Enforcer, FBI Rancher, FBI Washington, Police, Rhino, Hunter Difficulty: 6/10 You?ve got to get a Criminal in the set time limit. Kill them all. For every level a new person is added and sometimes another car is added. Complete level 12 to unlock 150 armour. ARENA CHALLENGES The arena holds races during 20:00 and 23:59. You get money by destroying other cars and for completing the actual race. BLOODRING You?ve got to collect the checkpoints so that you reach a time of 1 minute. The other cars will be ramming you so look out. If you complete it then you?ll find a Bloodring Banger parked outside. DIRT RING Collect 36 checkpoints, no time, 1 Sanchez. Reward for under 5 minutes: $50,000 Reward for under 10 minutes: $10,000 Reward for over 10 minutes: $5000 Go around collecting the checkpoints. Some of them are almost impossible to get. Start by collecting the ones on the track, and then hit the jumps, and then go to the loops and other quite simple ones and then the ones that require you to cross a small bit of wood or piping. You can?t get a checkpoint on foot. HOTRING You?ve got to race other cars around a 12 lap track. They will be ramming you so watch out. If your car reaches very low health then pit in. It?s better losing a few places than losing the challenge. Reward: $2000 for first, $1000 for second and $500 for third. RAMPAGES 1: this is on the beach south of your hotel. It?s easy to find. Weapon: Molotov Cocktails Mission: Kill 30 gang members 2: Between the lighthouse and the main beach. It?s in plain sight. Weapon: Running over Mission: Kill 30 gang members 3: On a hut south of Cortez?s docks. Get a boat and go to the one that isn?t complete yet. Weapon: Rocket launcher Mission: Destroy ten vehicles 4: On top of the Washington Mall car park. It?s in plain sight. Weapon: Shotgun Mission: Kill 25 gang members 5: Drive south of Washington hospital. Look for a grey L on your map. It?s in there. Weapon: Katana Mission: Kill ten gang members 6: Directly across from Rafeal?s clothes shop, in a hotel complex. Weapon: Chainsaw Mission: Kill 20 gang members 7: In the car park near your hotel, hit the small ramp and fall off. In the corner you?ll find it. Weapon: PSG-1 Mission: Kill 35 gang members 8: Down the road from the ocean beach hotel. It?s the second house with stairs. Weapon: M4 Mission: Kill 25 gang members 9: Next to the bridge that leads to Starfish island. It?s near a long pool. Weapon: MP5 Mission: Kill 25 gang members 10: South of the Malibu club is a large hotel. Around the back you?ll find this in some bushes. Weapon: Spaz-12 Shotgun Mission: Kill 30 gang members 11: Same location as the last one, but keep heading North, It?s on the top of the diving boards. Weapon: PSG-1 Mission: kill 10 gang members 12: In the little cul-de-sac near Leaf Links. Easily found. Weapon: Drive-by Mission: Kill 35 gang members 13: Near Leaf Links, on a dock behind the apartments. Weapon: Chainsaw Mission: Kill 20 gang members 14: North Point Mall, on the second level. Weapon: Rocket Launcher Mission: Kill 30 gang members 15: Outside the east doors of North point Mall and you?ll find this. Weapon: M4 Mission: Kill 35 gang members 16: Along the main beach. It?s behind a house between North Point mall. Weapon: Colt Python Mission: Kill 25 gang members 17: Just north of North Point Mall?s parking lot is a house with two ramps. You should find this around there. Weapon: Drive-by Mission: Kill 30 gang members 18: Head west on Starfish island and go to the center. Look right and you should see a small alley. As you go down it, turn left and you should be near a large house. On the driveway you?ll find the rampage. Weapon: Running over Mission: Kill 35 gang members WEST ISLAND 19: On the huge ship at the docks. Look around the boxes and you should find it. Weapon: Rocket Launcher Mission: Destroy 15 vehicles 20: Near Escobar there is a large orange hotel. Go in the Swimming area and turn left. It?s amongst some grass. Weapon: Grenades Mission: Kill 35 gang members 21: On top of Escobar International airport. You?ll need a helicopter. Weapon: Rocket Launcher Mission: Destroy 12 vehicles 22: Inside the airport terminal. It?s around the back. Weapon: Spaz-12 Shotgun Mission: Kill 25 gang members 23: Near Fort Baxter air base. It?s behind a sign. Weapon: Minigun Mission: Destroy 15 vehicles 24: North of Sunshine Auto's. Find a little Alley and go up the stairs. It's on the roof. Weapon: Ruger Mission: Kill 20 Gang members 25: Get a helicopter an head towards Starfish island. Go West from there to find it on a roof. Weapon: Sniper Rifle Mission: Kill 20 Gang members 26: Head North down the Main road. It's behind he El Corrupto Banko Grande. Weapon: Katana Mission: Kill 10 gan members 27: Go to the very center of Little Havana and look for some basketball Courts. Weapon: Shotgun Mission: Kill 25 Gang members 28: Find the alley behind the Print works in Little Haiti. It's down there. Weapon: Tec- 9 Mission: Kill 35 gang members 29: Head North towards Kaufman cabs, but stop when you see a large sign saying: Welcome to hell. Look left to see an alley. Go down there and to the left is the rampage. Weapon: Spaz- 12 Shotgun Mission: Kill 35 gang members 30: Head north down the main road until you find the big pool of water. Next to that is a small parking lot. In the corner is the rampage. Weapon: M60 Mission: Kill 30 gang members 31: Behind rock city and wel stacked pizza in Downtown. Weapon: Drive-by uzi Mission: Kill 35 gang members 32: The stairs opposite the Downtown ammunation. It's up the top. Weapon: Colt Python Mission: Kill 35 gang members 33: In Downtown, take the road with ammunation on it and keep looking to the left until you see a big building with long, winding stairs. Walk to the top until you see it. Weapon: Molotov cocktails Mission: Kill 40 gang members 34: Behind the back of the V.A.G finance building sign in Downtown. Weapon: Minigun Mission: Kill 35 gang members 35: Near the helipads on Hyman Arena. Weapon: Flamethrower Mission: Kill 30 gang members UNIQUE JUMPS The huge alley south of the Malibu and north of your starting hotel. 1: This is two planks set up against a wall. 2: Further down the alley, theres a set of stairs that you used in Guardian angles. Hit them to land on the next roof. 3: The set of stairs that Lance used in Guardian Angels. Land on the Police Station. 4: Further down the alley is another set of stairs. Hit them and land on the adjacent roof. 5: Even further down the road is a little wooden box. Hit it and land in the middle of the alley. 6: Even further down, there is another wooden box. Hit this to land on the roof opposite. The Malibu 7: To the west of the entrance, is a cement barrier. Hit it and fly over the river. 8: Go south from the same spot, across the grassland and hit the cement barrier down the bottom. Fly over the bridge. 9: Go all the way to the Starfish island bridge. Turn around and hit the small mound of dirt. Go flying over the river. 10: Turn around from the last one and you'll see another cement barrier. Hit it to go over the river. The construction site with no windows. 11: Go all the way up to the third level. Get a good amount of speed and go north over the rail. The Ocean beach area. 12: There's a car park West of your starting hotel that looks like a capital T. Go to the top and hit the ramp in the corner. 13: Find an alley that's near the Pay & Spray near a building with white stilts and stairs. Head south down the alley. Hit the stairs and land on the adjacent roof. 14: Stay on the same roof. Hit the staircase in front of you. You should land on a roof with three vents. One facing East, two facing South. Hit the one facing South on the left and fly over the adjecent building. 15: Go to the top of the Washington Mall car park. Face towards the shotgun pick-up and hit the ramp there. If you hit it with enough speed, you should land on the next roof. 16: Stay on the same roof, you should see some vents. Hit the one on the far left and clear the next building. 17: You have to of completed the second set of Colonel Cortez's missions to do this one. Go to the Northermost Docks and turn left at the first turning. Hit the ramp with a ton of speed. 18: Hit the next ramp on the docks and slam on the normal brake (not the handbrake) to land on the next docks. Starfish island 19: Come in via the East entrance, make the first right and head to the central intersection. Find the alley on the right and go down it. Turn right and see a large, orange house. Go around it to find a staircase. Reverse as far as you can and then hit the stairs. Prawn Island 20: Go to the far West bit and turn right to find a white staircase. Hit this, hit the other one and you'll land on the correct roof. Turn right to see a long ramp. Hit it and fly over the film studio doors. Escobar International Airport 21: Go into the airport to see a large VC Surf 3D billboard. Head south and you'll see a small ramp. Hit this and land on top of the main Terminal. 22: Inside the main section, along the side and facing East is a mobile staircase. Hit it and land on the road. 23: Further south is a large lift ramp. Hit the left one and land in the street. 24: Find another set of mobile stairs that are facing west and leading over the easternmost loading bridge. Fly over them. 25: Look for another loading bridge west of where you jumped. There should be another et of stairs. Do the same thing, still facing west. 26: Turn around from the last jump to find another set of mobile stairs facing east towards the same bridge. Hit them. 27: Go further west and you should see a large radar. Near it should be another set of mobile stairs. Hit the stairs and fly over the lower radar building. 28: Face west and get loads of speed. Hit the black and yellow runway marker. Turn slightly right when you do as it's only the lower part of the radar your flying over. Little Haiti and Little Havana 29: Look east of Kaufman cabs to see some containers and a police bribe. Head left around the road to see the jump. Hit it. 30: South of Kaufman cabs is an old, broken down bus. North is the jump. Hit it and fly over the bus. 31: From the last jump, look around to see a large sewage pipe that runs from north to south. Facing east and in the middle is the jump. Hit it. 32: Go north from the cubans cafe. You should eventually come to a set of alleys that look like a + on your minimap. Go into the south one. Keep hitting all the jumps until you get the right one. Downtown 33: Opposite ammunation is a set of long stairs. Hit them to fly over ammunation. The next ones are done in the mission: G-Spotlight. 34: At the beginning of the mission, Hit the glass with full speed to go through the glass and onto the building. 35: You'll eventually come to a ramp on top of a hospital. Hit it and go over the road and land on the secondhand circuitry shop. 36: Eventually you'll come to the one with the spotlight on it. Hit the jump to get up there. HIDDEN PACKAGES Downtown 10 packages: Body armour at starting hotel and mansion 20 packages: Chainsaw at starting hotel and mansion 30 packages: Colt Python at starting hotel and mansion 40 packages: Flamethrower at starting hotel and mansion 50 packages: PSG-1 at starting hotel and mansion 60 packages: Minigun at starting hotel and mansion 70 packages: Rocket launcher at starting hotel and mansion 80 packages: Sea sparrow behind mansion 90 packages: Rhino at Fort Baxter Air Base 100 packages: Hunter at Fort Baxter Air Base RC RACES These are stored in RC Vans. Easy to spot. 1: RC Bandit plane race- located on the to of the North Point Mall car park. Difficulty: 7/10 This is difficult because the plane likes to go a bit out of control sometimes but as long as you don't miss a single checkpoint then you'll be fine. 2: RC Bandit car race- located near the dirtbike track on Ocean Beach. Difficulty: 8/10 Try and get ahead by the first lap as if you get far enough ahead, The other cars will disapear. 3: RC Raider checkpoint race- located near the southermost entrance of Escobar International Airport. It's the hardest one. You have a time limit, the checkpoints are too hard too find and the helicopter sucks. Try and keep good control over your helicopter and you should do it. CHECKPOINT RACES 1: Trial by dirt- located on the Downtown dirtbike track. ( The dirtbike) It's pretty easy on the first lap but harder on the second as theres Haitians with machetes chasing you. 2: Test track- Same as before except it's the landstalker. Try not to tip over. It's very difficult if you blow up. 3: PCJ Playground- A PCJ-600 is resting against a building opposite the Malibu. Hit the first jump to hit checkpoints 1 and 2. Go off the wall and up the stairs for number 3. Grab 4 to 6 in the alley below and get a ton of speed to hit the wall to take 7 and 8 on the roof. Drop off the wall to get 9-11. Hit the little ramp to get 12. Collect 13-17 in the alley. Drop down into the mall to get 18-19. Number 20 is up the stairs. 21 and 22 are in the road. Go down the alley and get a ton of speed and hit the stairs in the parking garage to get 23. Slam on the brakes to stay on the roof and collect the final one. 4: Cone crazy- This is on the top of the multi-story car park near your starting hotel. It's a Stallion. There are some cones amoungst the checkpoints. You've got to get the checkpoints without hitting the cones. Start in the top right hand corner, then the two on the ramp. Go into the opposite corner to collect that one tehn turn around to the u-turn to collect the fourth one, then park up onto the last one. The next ones must have the west island open to do. 5: Ocean Beach Sparrow- Behind the pay and spray is a pink building with the sparrow on top. Pretty easy, watch out for palm trees. 6: Vice Point sparrow- Look across from the pay and spray is a large apartment complex. The sparrow s on top. Not to hard. 7: Little Haiti sparrow- A few blocks behind kaufman cabs and on top of a roof is this one. Easy. 8: Downtown Sparrow: You have to of completed the G-Spotlight mission to do this. It's on the building you started on in the mission. STREET RACES (SUNSHINE AUTO'S) If you own sunshine auto's, this is the little pink circle in the big garage. HINT: If you want to win easily, take a rocket launcher and blow all the cars up. 1: Terminal velocity Length: 1.1 miles Entry fee: $100 Difficulty: 3/10 Reward: $400 2: Ocean drive Length: 1.65 miles Entry fee: $1000 Difficulty: 2/10 Reward: $4000 3: Border run Length: 1.93 miles Entry fee: $1000 Difficulty: 4/10 Reward: $4000 4: Capital cruise Length: 2.44 miles Entry fee: $2000 Difficulty: 5/10 Reward: $8000 5: Tour! Length: 2.86 miles Entry fee: $5000 Difficulty: 5/10 Reward: $20,000 6: V.C Endurance Length: 6.1 miles Entry fee: $10,000 Difficulty: 5/10 Reward: $40,000 CARS AND TRUCKS Admiral Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Ambulance Speed: 7 Durability: 8 Baggage Handler Speed: 3 Durability: 4 Banshee Speed: 8 Durability: 7 Barracks ol Speed: 6 Durability: 8 Benson Speed: 4 Durability: 6 BF injection Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Blista compact Speed: 5 Durability: 5 Bloodring banger Speed: 7 Durability: 8 Bobcat Speed: 5 Durability: 6 Boxville Speed: 3 Durability: 6 Burrito Speed: 4 Durability: 6 Bus Speed: 4 Durability: 7 Cabbie Speed: 5 Durability: 6 Caddy Speed: 3 Durabity: 4 Cheetah Speed: 8 Durability: 4 Coach Speed: 4 Durability: 7 Comet Speed: 9 Durability: 3 Cuban Hermes Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Deluxo Speed: 8 Durability: 5 Enforcer Speed: 7 durability: 8 Esperanto Speed: 6 Durability: 6 FBI rancher Speed: 7 Durability: 7 FBI washington Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Firetruck Speed: 7 Durability: 7 Flatbed Speed: 3 Durability: 7 Gang burrito Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Glendale Speed: 5 Durability: 5 Greenwood Speed: 5 Durability: 6 Hermes Speed: 5 Durability: 6 Hotring racer Speed: 10 Duraility: 5 Idaho Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Infernus Speed: 8 Durability: 4 Kaufman cab Speed: 5 Durability: 6 Landstalker Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Linerunner Speed: 5 Durability: 7 Love fist Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Manana Speed: 5 Durability: 4 Mesa grande Speed: 6 Durability: 5 Moonbeam Speed: 4 Durability: 6 Mr whoopee Speed: 4 Durability: 4 Mule Speed: 4 Durability: 7 Oceanic Speed: 5 Durability: 5 Packer Speed: 3 Durability: 6 Patriot Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Perenial Speed: 4 Durability: 6 Phoenix Speed: 7 Durability Police Speed: 9 Duribility: 7 Pony Speed: 4 Durability: 6 Rancher Speed: 5 Durability: 6 Regina Speed: 5 Durability: 5 Rhino Speed: 3 Durability: 10 Romero's hearse Speed: 5 Durability: 6 Rumpo Speed: 4 Durability: 6 Sabre Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Sabre turbo Speed: 8 Durability: 6 Sandking Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Securicar Speed: 4 Durability: 8 Sentinel Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Sentinel xs Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Spand express Speed: 5 Durability: 7 Stallion Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Stinger Speed: 8 Durability: 4 Stretch Speed: 4 Durability: 6 Taxi Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Top fun Speed: 4 Durability: 6 Trashmaster Speed: 3 Durability: 7 Undercover cheetah Speed: 8 Durability: 4 Virgo Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Voodoo Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Walton Speed: 5 Durability: 5 Washington Speed: 6 Durability: 5 Yankee Speed: 3 Durability: 8 Zebra cab Speed: 6 Durability: 6 MOTORBIKES Angel Speed: 5 Durability: 4 Faggio Speed: 2 Durability: 3 Freeway Speed: 6 Durability: 6 PCJ-600 Speed: 8 Durability: 4 Pizza boy Speed: 3 Durability: 3 Sanchez Speed: 6 Durability: 4 AIRCRAFT Hunter Speed: 7 Durability: 8 Maverick Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Skimmer Speed: 8 Durability: 5 Police maverick Speed: 7 Durability: 6 Sea sparrow Speed: 6 Durability: 5 Sparrow Speed: 6 Durability: 5 Vcn maverick Speed: 8 Durability: 6 BOATS Coast guard Speed: 6 Durability: 6 Cuban jetmax Speed: 8 Durability: 4 Dinghy Speed: 4 Durability: 3 Marguis Speed: 5 Durability: 7 Predator Speed: 7 Durability: 7 Reefer Speed: 5 Durability: 6 Rio Speed: 5 Durability: 7 Speeder Speed: 7 Durability: 5 Squalo Speed: 9 Durability: 4 Tropic Speed: 5 Durability: 6 WEAPONS Fists- Please don't make me explain what you do with these. Hand to hand. Brass knuckles- Put these on your hands and knock someone 10 feet. Hand to hand. Baseball bat- Hit baseballs, tennis balls, other balls. Melee. Chainsaw- Cut up meat, cars and flesh. Melee. Golf club- Make golf interesting by showing everyone what the proper use of this item is. Melee. Hammer- Hit anything, nails, cars, heads, etc. Melee. Katana- Slices off heads with ease. Melee. Knife- Make it into a horror movie by stabbing other things than bread. Melee. Machete- Cut through anything that moves or stays still. Melee. Meat cleaver- Become the local butcher or assasin with this item. Melee Knightstick- Change the law. Hit the cops with this instead of the cops hitting you. Melee. Screwdriver- Do up screws and sort out any problem. Melee. Colt 45- A reasonable gun. Needs more power. Pistol. Colt python- A brilliant pistol with a one hit kill and that extra bang. Pistol. Shotgun- This will blow anyone away. Shotgun. Spaz-12 shotgun- A rapid firing shotgun which gets you noticed by the cops. Shotgun. Stubby shotgun- A sawn-off shotgun with loads of power but only covers short distances. Shotgun. Ingram mac 10- This fires rapidly but is best over short distances. Automatic. MP5- This is fast and also accurate so it's the best one for drive-bys. Automatic. Tec-9- Rapid firing makes this a good short range weapon. Automatic. Uzi 9mm- The best automatic by far. Automatic. Colt M4- Rapid firing, accurate and powerful makes this a great weapon. Assault rifle. Ruger- Its got the accuracy and power, but it isn't as fast as the M4. Assault rifle. Detonator- Lob a special grenade, stand well back and detonate it. Projectile. Grenade- Throw it and watch it blow up and kill lots of people. Projectile. Molotov cocktail- Throw this and watch it set fire to everything around it. Projectile. Teargas- Throw this into a crowd and watch them cry themselves to hospital. Projectile. PSG-1- Very accurate and fast firing, this is brilliant for long range kills. Sniper rifle. Sniper rifle- This isn't as fast as the PSG-1 but it has the accuracy. Sniper rifle. Flame-thrower- Barbeques anything it can reach. Heavy weapon. M60- Powerful but it gets more inaccurate after you fire it for a while. Heavy weapon. Minigun- Destroys anything in your path. Heavy weapon. Rocket launcher- Fire rockets at anything you want. SHOPS Downtown Ammunation. Colt python- $2000 MP5- $3000 Spaz-12 shotgun- $4000 M4- $5000 PSG-1- $6000 Body armour- $200 North Point mall ammunation. Colt 45- $100 Uzi 9mm- $400 Stubby shotgun- $600 Sniper rifle- $1500 Grenades- $300 Body armour- $200 Ocean view ammunation. Colt 45- $100 Ingram mac 10- $300 Shotgun- $500 Ruger- $1000 Body armour- $100 Washington beach bunch of tools. (1/15) Screwdriver- $10 Hammer- $20 Meat cleaver- $50 Baseball bat- $80 Machete- $100 Vice point corner store. (2/15) Nothing. Little Havana Deli. (3/15) Nothing. Vice point dispenary. (4/15) Nothing. North point mall Gash. (5/15) Casual clothes pick up. Vice point jewelery store/ downtown/ North point mall. (6-8/15) Nothing. Little Havana laundromat. (9/15) Tracksuit pickup. North point mall music store. (10/15) Nothing. Any pay and spray. Drive your car in to get it repared and a new paint job. Downtown pharmacy. (11/15) Nothing. Phils place. (Little Haiti) M60: $8000 Rocket launcher: $8000 Minigun: $10,000 Bomb and detonator: $1000 Robinas cafe. (Little Havana) (12/15) Nothing. Little Haiti Ryton Aide pharmacy. (13/15) Nothing. Little Havana Screw this! (14/15) Screwdriver: $10 Hammer: $20 Meat Cleaver: $50 Machete: $100 Chainsaw: $500 North point mall tool it up. (15/15) Screwdriver: $10 Hammer: $20 Meat cleaver: $50 Knife: $90 Katana: $300 Coveralls pickup. STORES TO ROB That was a list of the stores. The ones you can rob are: Washington beach Bunch of Tools. (1/15) Vice point corner store. (2/15) Little Havana Deli. (3/15) Vice point dispenary. (4/15) North point mall gash. (5/15) Jewelery store/ Downtown/ Vice point/ North point mall. (6-8/15) Little Havana Laundromat. (9/15) North point mall music store. (10/15) Downtown pharmacy. (11/15) Robinas cafe. (Little Havana). (12/15) Little Haiti Ryton Aide pharmacy. (13/15) Little Havana screw this. (14/15) North point mall tool it up. (15/15) How to rob a store: Get out a gun and aim it at the clerk until he drops 4 stacks of cash on the table. Then shoot him. You have four stars but your $1000 richer. ICONS Heart icon: Full health Armour icon: Full armour Money icon: If you've finished an asset then a money icon will appear. Pill icon: Puts everything in slow so Tommy has super-human strength, he can move cars and punch people through glass. Police bribe icon: A star that will put your wanted level down by one. Skull icon: This starts off a rampage. Tiki icon: This is a hidden package. HIDEOUTS Elswanko casa $8000 A huge house with a swimming pool at the back and apparently an assault rifle on the top. It's got a one car garage. It's down the road frm leaf links. Links view apartments $6000 It's down the road from leaf links. It has one garage. Ocean heights $7000 It's near the Pole position strip club. It has one garage. Hyman Condos $14,000 It's near Hyman stadium. It has two two car garages and one four car garage. It also has a helipad on the roof with a respawning maverick. Also, if you buy it with a certain amount of packges, say 60, you'll have 60 packages worth of rewards with it. 1102 Washington street $3000 It's amazingly in washington beach opposite Ken Rosenburgs office. Has no garages. 3321 Vice point $2500 North of north point mall. Has no garages. Skumhole shack $1000 The name says it all. This place IS a shack. It's required to own all property so don't laugh. It's up some stairs near the greasy chopper on a roof. Has no garages. CLOTHES Bank job outfit Spawns at the Malibu club after the mission the job. It's a blue suit with a mask. Casual outfit Spawns at Gash in the north point mall. A brown shirt and light jeans. Cop outfit Spawns at the Washington police station after the mission Cop land. What a cop wears. Use it to get into Fort Baxter air base without being shot at. Coveralls Spawns at tool it up in North Point mall after the mission Riot. White t-shirt, work gloves and blue overalls. Havana outfit Spawns at the clothes shop in Little Havana after the mission two bit hit. It's the cubans outfit. Mr Vercetti Spawns at the shop Collars and cuffs after you buy the strip club asset. A suit with tan vertical stripes and a pink undershirt. Soiree outfit Spawns at Rafeals after the mission The party. A formal suit for posh parties. Street clothes Spawns at all your hideouts after you complete the mission The party. The original clothes Tommy wore. Tracksuit Spawns at the laundromat in Downtown and other places, but i'm not sure what the other ones are.