<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Match Made in Heaven! #1</td><td>Play Free for All on Duel with Splorch.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Match Made in Heaven! #2</td><td>Play Free for all Sumo Steam Guns on Space.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>All skill!</td><td>Play 2 player Free for All on Pagoda without powerups.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Better pay attention</td><td>Get a warning on the level select screen.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPP</td><td>Experience Super Splorch.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>BOOT SQUID!</td><td>BOOT SQUID!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bought the game!</td><td>THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Found it.</td><td>Feel the effects of the Super Power Up.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>He really is super.</td><td>Get the Wings and at least 1 speed up powerup while wearing the Super Costume.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>How it's meant to be played!</td><td>Play over 100 rounds without exiting the level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It actually happens pretty often.</td><td>Have one player win Free for All without punching.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>IT'S PRETTY MUCH LIKE NORMAL.</td><td>Find Sumo Platforming.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ma' own place!</td><td>Make a level in the level editor!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Man, that thing's cute</td><td>Find the secret Lizard (and extra credit if you can figure out what it does!)
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>MENS VS MACHINES</td><td>Play with 4 humans players and 4 AI players.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Now you're doin' it right!</td><td>Delete a level in the level editor.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Played against the machine</td><td>Play a round with some AI players!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>So coordinated! #1</td><td>Have at least four human players jump within 1/6 of a second of each other.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>So coordinated! #2</td><td>Have at least 4 human players punch within 1/6 of a second of each other.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Test Achievement!</td><td>This is the achievement that I put in for testing, and I left it in so you could get it too!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>This should be the default</td><td>Have all signed-in characters be squids.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Told you they were fast</td><td>Finish a round in under 5 seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ultimate PARRRRRRTY!</td><td>Play with 8 human players.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unlock Mexico</td><td>Now you've got them all!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Winding up!</td><td>Have one player jump 3 times, then land a hit. Punching will reset the jump counter!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You have patience!</td><td>Wait on the level select screen long enough to see a tip.
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