<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Baby Ruthless</td><td>Murdered Garrett after his chocoloate bar transgression. Don't worry -- we were all thinking it.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Disctatorship</td><td>Elected a plastic disc as your leader? Seriously? Maybe you should have run a background check on him first.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Electric Snake</td><td>The GameBrick -- A gaming and snake-killing multi-device! Convenient!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Everyone Else Was Doing It</td><td>Ate hallucination mushrooms. Took a trip... While on a trip.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Friends, Rita, countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears</td><td>Heard George's 'poem' for Jolene. Yep, we cried too.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Garrett Rescued</td><td>Garrett was rescued from the island.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>George Rescued</td><td>George was rescued from the island.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Needed An Adult</td><td>Left Garrett alone and unsupervised at camp with a concussion. Have you no heart?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up</td><td>Went out on a limb one too many times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It's Raining Cats And ... Cats</td><td>Apparently you valued the kitty over all the humans. Solid decision.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Jolene Rescued</td><td>Jolene was rescued from the island.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Kitties n' Bits</td><td>Curiosity did its thing in the worst way possible.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Last Woman Standing</td><td>Nobody but you lived to witness your beautiful rescue.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Loyalty Test</td><td>Teddy somehow convinced you to abandon the group, but it was all a ruse! Sucker!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Maybe Lightning Does Strike Twice</td><td>Steve has two close calls with the wrath of Zeus.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Military Issue Border Vehicle</td><td>We thought that purple truck looked familiar...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Murder She Wrote</td><td>Witnessed blood spilled in the jungle... and you didn't even get any coconuts!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nice Kitty</td><td>Lost a limb to a jaguar. At least it wasn't your frying pan arm.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Party like it's 1999</td><td>Partied on a boat.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rita Rescued</td><td>Rita was rescued from the island.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rusty Cage and Run</td><td>Left someone for dead in the shipwreck. So much for comradery!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Secret Acquirer</td><td>Jolene told you about her web of purple lies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shady Business Practices</td><td>Gathered enough evidence to put an end to Dysast Air. Seriously... Bus parts and duct tape?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stapled Inseam</td><td>Steve finally put his 10 years of stapling experience to good use.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Steve Rescued</td><td>Steve was rescued from the island.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Teddy Rescued</td><td>Teddy was rescued from the island.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>That's Not A Tin Can</td><td>Used Teddy's metal detector to detect some seriously hazardous metal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Cold Shoulder</td><td>Ice job! Give yourself a hand.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Till Death Do Us Part</td><td>Good job keeping their marriage intact. Plus, divorce is expensive anyway!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Time Enough at Last</td><td>Teddy's glasses were broken. He unfortunately cannot read this achievement description right now.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>To Serve Man</td><td>Took a bite out of a fellow survivor. Meat's meat, right?
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