<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Clear Parsec 1</td><td>Parsec 1 Conquered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Clear Parsec 2</td><td>Parsec 2 Conquered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Clear Parsec 3</td><td>Parsec 3 Conquered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>In space, everyone can hear Alex belch.</td><td>You found the Alex Belch Easter Egg! Good job, I guess?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It's MINE!</td><td>Unlock the Neutron Mine Item.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Round and Round She Goes</td><td>Unlock the Orbiting Spike Item.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Space Cadet</td><td>You perfected 10 levels. Nice, but don't be too proud of yourself just yet.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stroganoff</td><td>Get 192 Gems...that's a tasty Stroganoff!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The 500 Club</td><td>You swept up 500 gems on single stage! We may not have to execute you after all!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Model Recruit</td><td>You perfected 50 levels. Well done, recruit!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Triangle Man</td><td>Unlock the Plasma Triangle Item.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ultimate Galactic Destroyer</td><td>Perfectamundo! Cleared all levels with 1 detonation.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You're Fired.</td><td>1 gem? Recruit...you're fired.
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