<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>1st Place at the Shooting Range</td><td>Beat the game using a ranged secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ain't Afraid O' No Ghost</td><td>Solved the Cemetery Groundskeeper's problems.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Baddie Buster</td><td>Defeated 100 baddies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Baked Your Way To Victory</td><td>Beat the game using a baking related secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bizarro World Pioneer</td><td>Played the game using a painful secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Booksmart Brawler</td><td>Finished cleaning up that library.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Challenge Accepted</td><td>Played the game using the hardest of hardcore secrets.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cookie Monster</td><td>Played the game using a baking related secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Die Hard 250</td><td>fell 250 times, yet persevered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Earthworm Grimm</td><td>Fully explored the graveyard's underbelly.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hallitorium Hero</td><td>Beat the game once.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hallitorium Hero of Heroes</td><td>Beat the game 5 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hands-down the Handsomest, Hardworking, Honorborn Hallitorium Hero of Heroes</td><td>Beat the game 100 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>HAXX0RZ!!!</td><td>Beat the game using an advanced loot secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Herculean Hallitorium Hero of Heroes</td><td>Beat the game 50 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Heroic Hallitorium Hero of Heroes</td><td>Beat the game 20 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>How's That Throwing Arm?</td><td>Played the game using a ranged secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I'm Sure They'll Grow Back...</td><td>"Lose" 100,000 brain cells.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>L33T L00TZ!!!</td><td>Played the game using the advanced loot secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Let's Do This...</td><td>Played the game using the dev secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mac 50</td><td>fell 50 times, yet persevered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Marathon Magistrate</td><td>Took 100,000 turns towards victory.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Master of Masochism</td><td>Beat the game using a painful secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Number One Stunner</td><td>Defeated 10,000 baddies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>One Hero Army</td><td>Defeated 5000 baddies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Power Walker</td><td>Took 1000 turns towards victory.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pummel Monkey</td><td>Defeated 25 baddies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rescue Racer</td><td>Beat the game in under 60 minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rocky 100</td><td>fell 100 times, yet persevered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>SHIPPED IT!</td><td>Beat the game using the dev secret.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Grand Undier 1000</td><td>fell 1000 times, yet persevered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>This Town Ain't Big Enough</td><td>Showed all the gangs in the Swampyard who's king of the hill.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Time Lord</td><td>Took 1,000,000 turns towards victory.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tome Recon Specialist</td><td>Returned as many overdue books as you could carry.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ultra Achiever!!!</td><td>Finished every side quest.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Walkasaurus Rex</td><td>Took 5000 turns towards victory.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Walker Crayon Ranger</td><td>Took 25,000 turns towards victory.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Webble Wobble 10</td><td>fell 10 times, yet persevered.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Whooping Crane</td><td>Defeated 250 baddies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Wrecking Ball</td><td>Defeated 2500 baddies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Wrestler of Wrongs</td><td>Defeated 1000 baddies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You Mad Bro?</td><td>Beat the game using the hardest of hardcore secrets.
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