<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>Description
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bleedin'</td><td>Take 200 points of physical damage.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Call Kenny Loggins</td><td>Reach the last 5 cards of the Pyramid deck.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Clumsy</td><td>Encounter 3 traps in a row.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cruelty Zoo</td><td>Murder the wildlife (Kill 200 animals).
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Death and Glory. And Death.</td><td>Discover all endings.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fisto</td><td>Punch Darkness.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Glowin’</td><td>Take 200 points of Radiation poisoning.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Groovy</td><td>Avoid losing your chainsaw to the lunatic
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hard</td><td>Beat the game on 'Hard'.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I forgot how to warrior</td><td>Have your Reflex, HtH or Marksmanship reduced to 5.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It gets worse here everyday</td><td>Die in the jungle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>John 1:5</td><td>Kill Darkness 25 times on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Laser Loser</td><td>Lose your Laser Lance twice in a single game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Laser Lost</td><td>Lose your Laser Lance.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Make your Time</td><td>Lose 100 games.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Masochist</td><td>Beat the game on 'Classic.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Normal</td><td>Beat the game on 'Normal'.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Please stand up</td><td>Kill all 5 shades before defeating Darkness.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Re-Dead</td><td>Kill 200 Zombies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Score!</td><td>Gather over 10,000 points.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sooner or later, you have to let go</td><td>Unlock the ‘Jaguar’ weapon
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Turnin’</td><td>Take 200 points of Venom poisoning.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Vandal</td><td>Destroy the Statue in a single round.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Waning</td><td>Kill 200 Moon cultists
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Welcome to Die!</td><td>Lose a game.
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