<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Death by Grenades</td><td>Kill yourself using your own grenades.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Death by Rocket Launcher</td><td>Blow yourself up with a rocket launcher.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Flag Fetcher</td><td>Return the cursed flag to Lady Tallowmere without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Flag Runner</td><td>Return the flag without dropping it, and without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Heal Please</td><td>Receive healing from Lady Tallowmere while on 1 health.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hydra Slayer</td><td>Defeat the three-headed Hydra without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Legendary Headgear</td><td>Acquire a 5-star piece of headgear without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Legendary Outfit</td><td>Acquire a 5-star outfit without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Legendary Shieldbearer</td><td>Acquire a 5-star shield without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Legendary Weaponry</td><td>Acquire a 5-star weapon without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mmm, Tasty</td><td>Sacrifice all nine kittens and die a little inside.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mythical Headgear</td><td>Acquire a 6-star piece of headgear without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mythical Outfit</td><td>Acquire a 6-star outfit without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mythical Shieldbearer</td><td>Acquire a 6-star shield without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mythical Weaponry</td><td>Acquire a 6-star weapon without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nightmare Begone</td><td>Defeat Jazza without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Otherworldly Headgear</td><td>Acquire a 7-star piece of headgear without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Otherworldly Outfit</td><td>Acquire a 7-star outfit without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Otherworldly Shieldbearer</td><td>Acquire a 7-star shield without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Otherworldly Weaponry</td><td>Acquire a 7-star weapon without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rescue Lady Tallowmere</td><td>Free Lady T from her peril without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Room 10</td><td>Make it to Room 10 without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Room 20</td><td>Make it to Room 20 without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Room 30</td><td>Make it to Room 30 without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Room 40</td><td>Make it to Room 40 without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Room 50</td><td>Make it to Room 50 without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Room 60</td><td>Make it to Room 60 without sacrificing any kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stealthy Backstab</td><td>While stealthed with the Emerald Dagger, stab an enemy in the back.
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