<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Anonymous</td><td>Complete 5 levels using the Anon Mask.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Be Afraid of 228</td><td>Complete 5 levels using the 228 Hat.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Chronic Gastritis</td><td>Eat 50 Shawermas.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Coward</td><td>Refuse the final battle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Crispy</td><td>Roast 50 homeless.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dancing King</td><td>Defeat Pavel.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Door Hater</td><td>Break Down 300 doors.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Eviction!</td><td>Roast 100 homeless.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Good guy</td><td>Vasily spared.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I raise the country</td><td>Defeat Vasily Pavlov.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Keep Your Enemies Close</td><td>Find the developers’ room.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Lead belly</td><td>Drink 40 yashkas.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Leet</td><td>Complete 5 levels using the Kamina Glasses.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>M n o g o h o d o v o c h k a</td><td>Kill 1337 enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Made in USSR</td><td>Defeat Zulphia.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Madness</td><td>Kill 300 enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Moscow Annihilator</td><td>Kill 1000 enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shamil Is At It Again</td><td>Kill 100 enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shy Kind</td><td>Complete 5 levels using the /b/tard paper bag.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Titan Sweater</td><td>Complete a level without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Wait, What The Hell Was That?</td><td>Complete the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Welcome to Moscow</td><td>First death.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Your Momma Jokes</td><td>Defeat Volnov.
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