<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."</td><td>Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"...so large"</td><td>Meet the mechanics.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."</td><td>Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"</td><td>Visit with Maximino.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Consider it an homage."</td><td>Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"</td><td>Use the hole punch.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"</td><td>Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Happy trails, Captain."</td><td>See Chepito on his way.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."</td><td>Listen to Carla's whole story.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."</td><td>Hold to your commitments.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"</td><td>Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"I wasn't always this color!"</td><td>Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."</td><td>See Bruno on his way.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"It shone, pale as bone..."</td><td>Look at the moon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"</td><td>Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."</td><td>Talk to Glottis about cravings.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Join or Die! Again!"</td><td>Receive a message from Eva.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Lousy bony fingers!"</td><td>Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Manny, we've given up. All of us."</td><td>Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Manuel! Is everything okay?"</td><td>Play with the radio.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"</td><td>Chant with the bees.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Oh Rusty Anchor"</td><td>Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Oh, Lola..."</td><td>Revisit the place where you left Lola.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."</td><td>Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"</td><td>Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"</td><td>Talk to Glottis about leaving.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Precisamente, amigo."</td><td>Learn of a nefarious plot.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"</td><td>Try to intimidate the pigeons.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Save your breath..."</td><td>Try to explain to Meche.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."</td><td>Scare the living a few times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"</td><td>Try to convince Verago to help you out.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Stop showing off for the girl!"</td><td>Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"</td><td>Crack a joke.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"</td><td>Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."</td><td>Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"We only have one mop."</td><td>Check your job qualifications with Celso.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"We're straight stingers, you know?"</td><td>Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."</td><td>Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"Well, maybe just a sip..."</td><td>Sample the Marillo de Oro.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."</td><td>Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"</td><td>Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>*sniff* *sniff*</td><td>Make the angelitos cry.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Right Way</td><td>Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Year 1</td><td>Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Year 2</td><td>Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Year 3</td><td>Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Year 4</td><td>Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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