<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ain't Nobody Got Time for That</td><td>Have at least 20 units mounted on wall pillars at the same time during a single ranked multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Back from the Dead</td><td>Rebuild your HQ.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Barca's Finest</td><td>Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Beta campaign on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Call for Help</td><td>Complete the Goo campaign on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Civil Servant</td><td>Complete the Mago's Pass mission without losing a single civilian.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Completionist</td><td>Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the campaign on hard difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>End of the Beginning</td><td>Complete all missions of the campaign on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Epic Escalation</td><td>Build the Epic unit for each faction.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Epic Loss</td><td>Destroy each faction's Epic unit during a multiplayer or skirmish match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Even Ground</td><td>Win a one-on-one multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Evolutionary Pinnacle</td><td>Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Goo campaign on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fort Awesome</td><td>Have at least 3 of every Sentinel type in your base at once during a single ranked multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Full Time Job</td><td>Win 100 multiplayer matches of any size or mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Galactic Explorer</td><td>Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Human campaign on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Game Ender</td><td>Win a multiplayer match after destroying an enemy Epic unit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>GG</td><td>Complete all missions of the campaign on Hard difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Glutton for Punishment</td><td>Win a skirmsh match against 3 AI opponents on hard difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hat Trick</td><td>Win a skirmish match against the AI with each of the factions.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Could Do This All Day</td><td>Win 100 skirmish matches.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Kickin' It Old School</td><td>Win a LAN match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Macro Master</td><td>As Human or Beta, complete a multiplayer or skirmish match without ever hitting the resource cap.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Master of Teleportation</td><td>Use the Teleporter structure at least 3 times and teleport at least 5 structures during a single ranked multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Maxed Out!</td><td>During a multiplayer match, build the maximum possible number of units.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>No More Running</td><td>Complete the Beta campaign on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>One Player to Rule Them All</td><td>Win a four player free-for-all match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Point of First Contact</td><td>Complete the Human campaign on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Practice Makes Perfect</td><td>Win a skirmish match against an AI.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Seasoned Engineer</td><td>Heal 1000 or more damage using the Repair Pad structure during a single ranked multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Self Sacrifice</td><td>Feed a Mother Goo to a Proto-Purger.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sharing is Caring</td><td>Destroy 5 Extractors or Mother Goos with a Mother Goo in a single ranked multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Start of Something Epic</td><td>Build an Epic unit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tag Team</td><td>Win a 2v2 multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Uncompromised Conquest</td><td>Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the campaign on any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Weapon of Mass Destruction</td><td>Win a skirmish or multiplayer match in Total Annihilation mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>World War G</td><td>Consume 100 enemy units or structures with formless Goo in a ranked multiplayer match.
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