<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A god amongst men</td><td>Whoa, that was amazing. You should Youtube that shit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Action Movie Cliché</td><td>Well that was exciting.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Agent Forty Awesome</td><td>Got that reference?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Anger Issues</td><td>Complete "The Office" section of the game with the Genocide bonus on every level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Anita will be pissed.</td><td>Just, no death threats time please.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Awesome Maximus</td><td>Max out Agent Awesome health.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Backstab</td><td>Hopefully those guys were related.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bacon Madness</td><td>If you where smelling Bacon you would have done the same.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Badass</td><td>Finish level 12 using only the gun.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Big Spender</td><td>Spend some Magnificents at the store.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Circus Act</td><td>Right between the eyes !
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Diplomat</td><td>Complete "The HQ" section of the game with the Gandhi´s Ghost bonus.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Easier said than done.</td><td>Get the highest score possible on every level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Employee of the Month</td><td>Complete "The office" section of the game with the "Gandhi´s Ghost" bonus on every level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Erotic Asphyxiation</td><td>Don´t try at home.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fried E.V.I.L.</td><td>Electrocute an enemy by hacking the electric floor with a Hack Grenade.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Full Arsenal</td><td>Unlock all the weapons on the Store.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Grinder</td><td>We get it, you need magnificents, but there are other 11 levels you can farm.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Guns don´t kill people I</td><td>Agent Awesome kills people.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Guns don´t kill people II</td><td>And dogs, and aliens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Guns don´t kill people III</td><td>And cyborgs and sharks.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Guns don´t kill people IV</td><td>Basically Agent Awesome kills everything.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I F**king hate science.</td><td>That guy was researching a cure for Ebola asshole.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I F**king love science</td><td>Complete "The Lab" section of the game with the Gandhi´s Ghost bonus on every level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Incognito</td><td>Damn fine spywork.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Intelligent Life Detected</td><td>Congratulations, you are not dumb.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Japanese Heritage</td><td>Tonight I dine on Fin Soup
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>KIA</td><td>Complete "The HQ" section of the game with the Genocide bonus.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Lab Accidents</td><td>Complete "The Lab" section of the game with the Genocide bonus on every level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Maxed Out</td><td>Max any stat of any weapon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Middle class</td><td>Earn a total of 25,000 Magnificents.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mission Complete</td><td>Complete "The HQ" section of the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>No more TPS Reports</td><td>Complete "The Office" section of the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not as easy as it sounds.</td><td>Get the lowest score possible on every level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>One Percenter</td><td>Earn a total of 100,000 Magnificents.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>OP</td><td>Finish Level 1 Using only the RPG.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Overkill.</td><td>Well, that guy is definetly not having an open casket.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>PETA will be mad</td><td>Koalas cuteness levels drop to zero when they try and kill you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Poor</td><td>Earn a total of 10,000 Magnificents.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Proved your awesomness</td><td>Finish the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Research & Death</td><td>Complete "The Lab" section of the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rich</td><td>Earn a total of 50,000 Magnificents.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Seriously?</td><td>You just shot a dog dude, what´s wrong with you?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sharing is fun</td><td>Play the Tutorial 5 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Thank you.</td><td>Agent Awesome will be back.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tottally not racism.</td><td>Seriousy, we hate racism.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unstoppable</td><td>Literally nothing should be able to stop you now.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>WMD</td><td>Max out any weapon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You are awesome.</td><td>Really you are, we love you. Thanks for buying the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You should try sports</td><td>Because apparently videogames are not your thing.
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