<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A goat and his boy.</td><td>Recruit Clarence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Burn them all.</td><td>Defeat every enemy ship type.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Captain Hard Core.</td><td>Complete game without skipping any battles.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Clothing optional.</td><td>Recruit Frank.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Go plunder your own booty.</td><td>Defeat pirate queen.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Half way there.</td><td>Complete Act 1.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I don't like the battles.</td><td>Skip 10 Battles
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I'll sit this one out.</td><td>Skip a battle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I've been everywhere.</td><td>Visit every solar system.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mary Mary.</td><td>Save Mary.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Maximize the fun.</td><td>Get all power ups for the ship.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pest Controller.</td><td>Defeat ant hive.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Savior of mankind, destroyer of humans?</td><td>Defeat human destroyer.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The rat pack.</td><td>Recruit Jarvis.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Who invited them to the party?</td><td>Defeat Llaxon Destroyer.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You've got to have a baby.</td><td>Recruit Yepp.
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