<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Beautiful Moustache</td><td>Grace the dungeon with an air of elegance and sophistication.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Acid Bath</td><td>Find a use for that damn acid cauldron.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Archaeologist</td><td>Ascend to the overgrown surface.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Backstabber</td><td>Give your friend and ally what was coming to her.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Big Spender</td><td>Sacrifice gold to the higher gods.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>BigKeep</td><td>Complete the game in New Game+ mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Blade of Fire</td><td>Discover the Flaming Sword.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Brains!</td><td>Resurrect from the dead.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Coinage</td><td>Discover a treasure chest.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Crystal Cleanser</td><td>Destroy your first crystal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Defender</td><td>Find a Shield.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Developer Access Only</td><td>Access the developer's office.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dirty Cheat</td><td>Disregard the principles of permadeath.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Elevated Expectations</td><td>Discover the secret shop entrance.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Immaculate Challenge</td><td>Complete the game without being hurt at all.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Invasion</td><td>Release the horde.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Lord of Time</td><td>Master the ability to bend time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Maggie's Wrath</td><td>Incur the wrath of Maggie.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Magic Blocker</td><td>Deflect a magical projectile.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Meagre Vegan</td><td>Complete the game without eating a single piece of food.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mother of Dragons</td><td>Befriend a Baby Dragon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pacifist</td><td>Complete the game without directly killing any enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Party</td><td>Witness a Dungeon Party.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Penitent</td><td>Sacrifice gold to the gods.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Piņata</td><td>Discover the hidden stash of gold.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Portal</td><td>Reach the Alternate Demonsion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Saviour</td><td>Release your first prisoner.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sword of God</td><td>Unlock the Final Weapon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The First Of Many</td><td>Die the first time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>These Glorious Few</td><td>Complete the game without using a shrine once.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unstoppable</td><td>Beat Level 5.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Violent Escape</td><td>Kill your first hostile.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Warrior</td><td>Find a Sword.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You Can Block?</td><td>Complete the game without a shield.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You'll Miss Me When I'm Gone</td><td>Leave Maggie behind in the dungeon.
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