<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Civilizer-in-Chief</td><td>Defeat Surma on Easy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Civilizer-in-Chiefest</td><td>Defeat Surma on Normal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Et tu, Cloghead?</td><td>Kill a monster that loves you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>High Fiver</td><td>Kill 5 enemies in one turn.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mirror, Mirror</td><td>Kill a bizarro cloghead.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Quasi-Pacifist</td><td>Beat a dungeon without killing any enemies besides the boss.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Silence the Easy Opposition</td><td>Defeat Big Ick on Easy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Silence the Opposition.</td><td>Defeat Big Ick on Normal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Weapon of Mass Destruction</td><td>Kill 10 enemies in one turn.
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