<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>BBQ on Anthos</td><td>Beat the game with Bolax and Gleobryn.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Chococalypse 2014</td><td>All party members covered in chocolate at once.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cock Gobbler</td><td>Bolax eats a hot Fluffers dinner.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Do you even lift bro?</td><td>Bolax kills 20 enemies while his rage attack is activated.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Friendship is magic!</td><td>Gleobryn kills 50 enemys while mounted on Fluffers and eats 10 hot Fluffers dinners.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I kick ass for the lord!</td><td>Complete the game with Gleobryn on single player.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I'm attacking the darkness</td><td>Gleobryn misses 100 times with fireballs.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Lime Party</td><td>Both Gleobryn and Bolax were tea-bagged by Big Kahuna while Rose avoided such an unwholesome fate.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Make it Rain</td><td>Rose collects 25 bags of gold.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Oh, didn't see you there</td><td>Complete the game without skipping any video and dialogue cutscenes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rat Queen</td><td>Beat the game with Rose on single player.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Short distance low-bar hurdler</td><td>You bought, installed, and started the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Running Man</td><td>Complete the game without using a continue.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting</td><td>Beat Ziegfield and Rohan without using a continue.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tripod</td><td>Three players selected at start screen.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>What are the controls again?</td><td>Complete the game without using special attack.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>White Men Can't Jump</td><td>Complete the game without jumping.
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