<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Aren't You Clever</td><td>Win The Tutorial Level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Disloyal Customer</td><td>Win a metagame using every tech.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hello There!</td><td>Boot up the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Look Sir, Free Crabs!</td><td>Save a preset with 10 crabs.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Look Sir, Free-- OH GOD NO!</td><td>Release 500 crabs on your enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>One Star General</td><td>Win the metagame.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pyrrhic Victory</td><td>Win a battle with more deaths than your enemy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>So That's What It's About</td><td>Watch the intro.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Technical Win</td><td>Lose a battle with less deaths than the victor.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>These Guys Are Awesome!</td><td>Download 5 workshop mods.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>War Torn</td><td>Fight 999,999 battles.
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