<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Administrator Assassinator</td><td>Dispatch every boss at under goal time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Altruistic Dude</td><td>Make the right choice, and save everything. Or, everything but you...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beat Act 1</td><td>Avoid some bombs, and send Zeek packing.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beat Act 2</td><td>Charge your super meter, and knock out JS Fierce.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beat Act 3</td><td>Grind some exp by dispatching an RPG trio.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beat Act 4</td><td>Aim for the glowing orb and send Lambda back to the lab.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beat Act 5</td><td>Smash the overly sized giant in Tickleton factory.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beat Act 6</td><td>Reclaim Honey's Bluff for the side of good, and look good doing it.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beat the Game</td><td>See the story through to its end, and take your place in history.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beat the Game on Hardcore</td><td>It seemed like someone around would have been better than you. But they're not. And no one's ever gonna get you down.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>But, I Wanna Live!!</td><td>Forsake your quest and preserve yourself, being an all around general coward.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Faster Than a Hedgehog</td><td>Beat the goal times for every timed level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Faster Than an Echidna</td><td>Beat the goal times for thirty levels.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Flawlesss Victory</td><td>Beat JS Fierce with full health remaining.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Haberdashery Hero</td><td>Kill a Gub with its helmet still on.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hacked Handbasket Hacker</td><td>In "Hacked in a Handbasket", kill every Dragonling and win without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Intro To Rescue: 201</td><td>Get to Zeek in under 34 seconds, with all shards in hand.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Moonwalker</td><td>Air-Jump 8 times without ever touching a floor, wall, or engine.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...</td><td>Collect 2500 Mini-Tors! dots across a single profile.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ooooooh.... Shiny....</td><td>Collect one hundred Gem Shards.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sticky Finger Bandit</td><td>Steal the RPG Fighter's Potion before his friends can drink it.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stop and Smell the Roses</td><td>Collect four Gem Shards in one level run.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Secret of the Gems</td><td>Discover the secret of the gems.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Shiniest Shiny Evar</td><td>Collect every Gem Shard there is.
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