<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bouncer</td><td>Bounce 60 Times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Day Dreamer</td><td>Get a B Rank or Better.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Game Cleared</td><td>Beat the game on Normal or Better.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gotta Go Fast</td><td>Beat the game in Speedrun Mode in under 10 Minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not a Drop</td><td>Stay clean while making your way through Level 6.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Overly Cautious</td><td>Placed 250 Respawn Points.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shorcut Taker</td><td>Successfully take the Level 3 Shortcut without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Slacker</td><td>Get a C Rank or Better.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Speedster</td><td>Submitted Speedrun Score to the Steam Leaderboards.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Studious</td><td>Get an A Rank or Better.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Direct Approach</td><td>Take the most efficient path through Level 2 without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The High Road</td><td>Took the higher path on Level 10.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Low Road</td><td>Took the lower path on Level 10.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Secret of the Slow Tube</td><td>Find the secret hidden in the depths of the Slow Tube.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Top of the Class</td><td>Get an A++ Rank.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>What Are You Doing Up There?</td><td>Climbed a Machine in India.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Without a Scratch</td><td>Beat Level 8 without meeting an untimely demise.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>YOLNHNNT</td><td>You only live 999 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>YOLO</td><td>You only live once.
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