<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ballistic Weaponry</td><td>Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys in your Janitor's Trunk.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bloody Incompetent</td><td>Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess and clock off.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Christmas Crisis Corrected</td><td>Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cleanliness is Godliness</td><td>Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Head Hunter</td><td>Collect elf heads in your Janitor's Trunk, you freakin' psycho.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rooks Kept</td><td>Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines in your Janitor's Trunk.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sanitized Earth</td><td>Completely clean all mess and destroy every Christmas item in Santa's Workshop and clock off.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Santa Hats Must Die!</td><td>Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>St. Nick's Boomstick</td><td>Collect Santa's shotgun in your Janitor's Trunk.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The day the Funk Died</td><td>Bring about the sad meeting of Funk Ninja to fire.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Nose Knows</td><td>Collect the iconic reindeer nose in your Janitor's Trunk.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Thunder Candle</td><td>Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tower of Babel</td><td>Build a stack of 10 stools.
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