<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Anything For An Awardment</td><td>Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>At Least It's Not Stamps</td><td>Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Big Spender</td><td>Spent one hundred coins.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Catch them all</td><td>Found all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Consumerism</td><td>You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Everyone Gets This One</td><td>You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Got the Girl</td><td>Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hole in the wall</td><td>Discovered a hidey-hole!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I've Got a Ruddy Gun!</td><td>Found a weapon that in no way unbalances the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Master of Unlocking</td><td>Found all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>My favorite awardment</td><td>I'm Player and this is my favorite awardment in the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nice Try</td><td>You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not Exactly Noble</td><td>Your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the sake of exploration knows no bounds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Still Better Than Stamps</td><td>Collected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Story is Important</td><td>You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Who's a Good Player?</td><td>Given the run around, you still played fetch and helped everyone! Good job!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You Did It! Kind of.</td><td>You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You maniacs! You blew it up!</td><td>You lived long enough to die a hero and did what had to be done.
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