<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Face Like a Beast</td><td>Kill 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Armchair General</td><td>Win a single-player Stage Battle against the AI using only orders.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beard Beard Action Beard!</td><td>Make out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beast Master</td><td>Ride one of every ridable animal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Boar Bather</td><td>Ride a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cönquerer</td><td>Win 50 match-made multiplayer battles.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Carnivore</td><td>Run down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff</td><td>Complete "Sanctuary of Sin".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Coolest Thing Ever</td><td>Jump over a Hextadon in the Deuce.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cry Me a River</td><td>Kill 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Death From Above</td><td>Kill 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dollpocalypse</td><td>Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Euthanasia</td><td>Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Favored</td><td>Acquire 3,000 Fire Tributes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fistful of Fog</td><td>Complete "Dry Ice, Wet Graves".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Flowerslave</td><td>Summon all Motor Forges.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>French Kiss Instructor</td><td>Complete "Pilgrimage of Screams".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Got a Car and a Date</td><td>Complete "Welcome to the Age of Metal".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Groupie</td><td>Complete Campaign mode on Gentle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hair Remover</td><td>Complete "Battle for Bladehenge".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hammer of Fate Champion</td><td>Win 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist</td><td>Play a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I've never touched an axe before</td><td>Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>If You Want Blood, You Got It</td><td>Kill 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Iron Fist</td><td>Win an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Legend</td><td>Complete Campaign mode on Brütal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Loyal Customer</td><td>Purchase all upgrades in the Motor Forge.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Master of the Blood</td><td>Double Team with every Tainted Coil unit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Master of the Flame</td><td>Double Team with every Ironheade unit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Master of the Tear</td><td>Double Team with every Drowning Doom unit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Metal God</td><td>Achieve 100% completion on the stats screen.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>No More Tears</td><td>Complete "Sea of Black Tears".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Norwegian Sendoff</td><td>Visit the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Now You Must Tell the Tale</td><td>View all Legends.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>One Hit Wonder</td><td>Purchase 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Overkill</td><td>Complete all hunting secondary missions.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Painkiller</td><td>Kill 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Practice Bloody Practice</td><td>Win an AI stage battle - any difficulty.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Protector</td><td>Complete 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Quill Tosser</td><td>Kill a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ran to the Hills</td><td>Complete "It's Raining Death".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ringleader</td><td>Trap 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Roadie</td><td>Complete Campaign mode on Normal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sellout</td><td>Spend 250,000 fans - any mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Serpent Samaritan</td><td>Free 40 Bound Serpents.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Serpent Savior</td><td>Free all 120 Bound Serpents.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Serpent Spanker</td><td>Free 80 Bound Serpents.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Silence, ground walker!</td><td>Gain 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Six Degrees of Schafer</td><td>Play with or against another player who has this Achievement.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper</td><td>Slay 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Squeal Like a Chicken</td><td>Complete all racing secondary missions.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Start a Revolution</td><td>Complete "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Subjügator</td><td>Win 10 match-made multiplayer battles.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Thick as a Baby's Arm</td><td>Complete "Lair of the Metal Queen".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tourist</td><td>View all vistas.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Victör</td><td>Win a ranked multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Virtuoso</td><td>Learn all guitar solos.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Voices From Beyond</td><td>Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Whispering Rock</td><td>Chisel four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.
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