<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>All I Got Was This Lousy Achievement</td><td>Finish all the secret levels.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Beyond A Joke</td><td>Get a total secret level time under six and a half minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bloody Minded</td><td>Return via the low road in Uphill.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cares Not</td><td>Finish Race Condition in under thirty-five seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Challenge Accepted</td><td>Finish Pointers with both challenge modes enabled.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Contraindication</td><td>Ignore the last piece of advice in Incessant.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Controlled Fall</td><td>Finish Perplexing without turning green.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Damned Balloons</td><td>Beat one minute for all but one of the standard levels.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Due Diligence</td><td>Obtain all the bronze medals.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Due Haste</td><td>Get all the silver medals.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Due Respect</td><td>Earn all the gold medals.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Faked Landing</td><td>Finish Lunar without turning red.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Here I Am</td><td>Find your way free.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nontrivial</td><td>Finish the first twenty standard single player levels.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not Easy Mode</td><td>Finish all the standard single player levels.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not Over Yet</td><td>Finish Race Condition despite falling into a fail pit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Offroad</td><td>Finish Jumptown in Septagon Mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Orderly</td><td>Finishing Chimney without succumbing to chaos.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Other Way</td><td>Find your way to a secret area.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Out of Town</td><td>Find your way to a secret area.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Outside The Box</td><td>Subvert the narrative element.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Platinum</td><td>Beat a gold medal time by at least five seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Race Car</td><td>Do three laps on Crest and finish in under 50 seconds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ricochet</td><td>Finish Precipice the quick way.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Seat's Edge</td><td>Finish Pointers without turning green.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stealth Elements</td><td>Finish Bouncer without hitting any switches.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Team Of Experts</td><td>Finish all the cooperative levels.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ten Point Landing</td><td>Finish Unicycle without turning blue.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Undisorientable</td><td>Finish Perplexing in Astronaut Mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unforgiven</td><td>Finish Oscillations without changing colour.
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