<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>50 Days On The Job</td><td>Cargo Corp honored your 50th day on the job with a small picture of a gold watch.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Annihilator</td><td>You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 1000 monsters!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bearer Of Coffee</td><td>A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Bearer of Coffee trainee.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cap Hoarder</td><td>Cargo Corp has noticed that you collected 100 caps. Please spend your money to buy Cargo Corp equipment.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cargo Commander</td><td>A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of junior Cargo Commander.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Curse Quota Exceeded</td><td>Cargo Corp warns you that your curse quota of 100 has been exceeded. Please refrain from shouting obscenities.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Eradicator</td><td>You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 20 monsters!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Exterminator</td><td>You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 200 monsters!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fast Learner</td><td>Cargo Corp wishes to congratulate you with finding all possible cargo on your first day.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Home Sweet Home</td><td>I made a drawing for you, dad, about when you finally came home!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Memory Of A Mug</td><td>After carrying your coffee mug through 5 containers of a wave without breaking it, you remembered the day your wife bought it for you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Multikill</td><td>Killing 5 mutants with one bullet reminded you of your son breaking his hand on five wooden boards with one strike on his karate training.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Packing Mule</td><td>A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Packing Mule trainee.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Parcel Warning</td><td>Cargo Corp has noticed all the parcels you received from home. Please contact your designated office shrink for homesickness tests.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Priorities</td><td>I made a drawing of you, killing a mutant in a container while choking in space!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Team Building</td><td>Cargo Corp has noted that you have met 50 co-workers and wishes to applaud your teamwork and social skills.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Toilet In Space</td><td>This drawing is for you dad, a toilet in space!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>World's Strongest Dad</td><td>Here's a drawing of you dad, with all guns and armor and explosives and upgrades!
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