<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>30 Second Moobs</td><td>Eat 10 types of food.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Peach of a Player</td><td>Beat the first five levels of Classic Princess 30
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Poor Carpenter Blames the Tools</td><td>Beat the final boss of Hero 30 using the Wood Sword as a weapon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Real Hero and a Real Human Being</td><td>Beat every level under the target time.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Alignment: Lawful Good +30</td><td>Beat Classic Knight 30
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Amateur Evil Slayer</td><td>Beat the first 9 levels of Hero 30.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>BFFN: Best Friends For Now</td><td>Play a multiplayer match with a friend
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Charisma Hero</td><td>Allied with all available NPCs.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Diablito Supreme</td><td>Beat Classic Evil Lord 30
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Do You See What Happens, Larrie?</td><td>Defeat Larrie and beat Level 4 in 27 seconds or less.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Equipment Collector</td><td>Got all available equipment in single player mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>First Praying</td><td>Prayed to the Goddess for the first time in single player mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Forever Alone No Longer</td><td>Get a companion to join you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gone in 30 Seconds</td><td>Record a time on the leaderboards.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hard Hero</td><td>Cleared Hero 300 in Hard Mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hero 3</td><td>Cleared Hero 3.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hero 30</td><td>Cleared Hero 30.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hero 300</td><td>Cleared Hero 300.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Kind Hero</td><td>Cleared "Cursed Hero" without defeating Sasha.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Legalize it Already</td><td>Beat Hero 30 without using herbs to heal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Love the Smell of Evil in the Morning.</td><td>Beat the first five levels of Classic Evil Lord 30
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>McHero's Navy</td><td>Ride a ship.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Multi Ending Master</td><td>Reached every ending in Hero 30.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ned Kelly's Revenge</td><td>Obtain Barrel Armor and Barrel Head
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not Just a Series of Tubes</td><td>Play online multiplayer.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Oy, to ne vecher</td><td>Defeat any five Evil Lords with one hit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Second Place is the First Loser</td><td>Win a multiplayer match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Squire? I Hardly Know Her!</td><td>Beat the first five levels of Classic Knight 30
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Strong Female Role Model</td><td>Beat Classic Princess 30
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Synchronized Slaying</td><td>Play a multiplayer match with 3 other friends.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>That Took More Than 30 Seconds</td><td>Get all achievements in the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Body is the Ultimate Weapon</td><td>Defeat any three Evil Lords wearing no equipment.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Title Master</td><td>Received every title.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Victory 30</td><td>Became 30 times the True Hero in multiplayer mode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Warrior of the Goddess</td><td>Offered a total of 3000G to the Goddess in a quest in single player mode.
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